no way lmao

Oh yeah. I’m on that side of TikTok and the Brits were crashing out. They said shit like “he’s not eating it right he has to eat it in this order!” or “he’s American he’s not used to tasting food the way it naturally is” or “he’s not used to having no chemicals (they always used the word chemicals to refer to spices for some odd reason)” or, my favorite, “he only tried it because he wanted to embarrass us”. 

Meanwhile every video I’ve seen of a Brit trying any type of American food make them look like they’re going through a religious experience 

Edit: I’m not replying anymore but the Brits are mad lmao

UK : Literally owns India, China

Also UK : Best we can do is… whatever that’s supposed to be

Still eating like they need to turn off all the lights at night and all they can get is canned food.

The duality of British on TikTok:

Half the videos are crashing out and talking about how Americans “don’t actually like food” because we don’t do… whatever the fuck that is.

The other half are people coming to America, having simple BBQ, and acting like they’ve seen the face of god.

It’s really fucking funny. Also, for the record, the only good food I’ve ever had in England came from Indian and West Indies restaurants. Which was some of the best of either I’ve ever had.

Gotta be honest, as a Brit who emigrated to the US and lived there for 15 years, and recently moved back to the UK to take care of some family stuff for a year … what the *fuck* are these people eating. Never had such bland or unseasoned food. These people murdered half the god damn world to steal and sell their spices and they still eat like the German warplanes are flying overhead.

Yesterday I was so sick of shepherds pie and bland fucking sausages that I went out to a locally owned Mexican spot that had rave reviews. It was the most Caucasian shit I’ve ever eaten in my entire life and I look like ginger Snow White. The waitress warned me that a dish I was ordering was spicy, and I was like “thank god.” It tasted like it was made in the same room where jalapeños were dropped off for delivery a week ago.

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I’m English and hear me out, it’s my favorite combination 😂

But yes, everyone thinks its a gross combo, unless they eat it too, tuna isn’t super popular topping in general lol

I’m a black British guy from London. I’ll be honest, what makes “British food” good isn’t the traditional English meals like fish and chips, a jacket potato or a full English breakfast, but the vast array of multicultural food spots that exist because of the diversity. What Keith Lee is eating is “english food” for white people native to England, not British food for all people who live in Britain

Most black British people aren’t going out of their way to eat “bangers and mash” or “beans on toast”. I have never eaten beans on toast and I never will, I does not sound appealing.

But I can go all over London and there will be a plethora of good south East Asian, south Asian, Caribbean, African and European cuisine that will all taste fucking good.

I can’t speak for all of us, that disgrace of a jacket potato is something I’m not touching with a 20 foot pole , so honestly, neither should he

The UK has nearly the same percentage of obese people as the US with absolutely trash food, which means they get fat for the love of the game over there

Typical England L

I was here for it until the tuna.. what the fuck

Looks like cat throw up on top of people throw up


Twu-nah

So glad them folks dumped that tea in the harbor