Now this is how you sell a laminator.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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So powerful it doesn’t even need to be plugged in anymore. It runs off human pain.
does she live in the house from shameless?
I used to live in Fareham, this girl would post these all the time, incredibly creative!
Y’all ever heard of magic erasers? Jesus Christ those walls make me cringe.
She must need the money to buy cleaning supplies and house paint for that hallway.
My favorite thing about british people is their love of Laminators.
Damn, those walls
I barely know her!
Was this shot in a crack house?
A hands on approach to make yourself appear more professional and credible
By kneeling on that carpet you’ve contracted an STD
Thats one filthy house
Behold, the king of all stationary
https://youtu.be/foExoFnRMx4?si=oZBESlbMeBlemhvA
WTF is up with those walls
I picture her screaming “BUT WHY”!
Safety Sealed For Your Protection
“Buyer must pick up”
But not a house.
Her face 🤣🤣
This is something that would happen to the tourists in Willy Wonka
I hope she buys cleaning supplies with the proceeds.
She really deserves a round of applause for selling this gag so well. Its completely farcical of course but her expression is totally convincing me it’s real.
Especially to a germaphobe.
OSHA requires new sticker on laminator. “keep fingers and dicks out of hot rolling sealers”
Funny pic though.
Laminator? I barely know her
She seems fun.
Laminator? I hardly know ‘er!
Proof that “handle with care” was not just a suggestion
She’s not stuck in the dryer, but it has potential.
“Are your flattened hands still available?”
“The hands were a joke to get your attention. We’re willing to be flexible on the price.”
“For your hands? I am also willing to be flexible.”
“No, the laminator.”
“I have no need. Thank you for your time.”
That’s not just selling a laminator; that’s marketing it as the hottest new home gym equipment! Look out, Pilates—window sheets are taking over.
Finally, a sales technique that really *laminates* customer satisfaction!
OUCH
I have so many questions about that picture.
Those walls should have been laminated.
How do I unfollow this horrible sub?
Will it laminate feet though