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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Fuck never knew
I’d have allowed it if they gave me my share, they don’t and that’s why I take pills
Ohhhh… I though they were flashing my brain with porn pop-ups
Um actually it is because your body heat itself up to make the environment harder for viruses and bacteria to survive 🤓
No wonder I feel exhausted, these viruses got me working overtime
And each poo is a bitcoin wallet
I thought I was air-gapped…
But how to upgrade current liquid cooling system to mine more Flurrency? Drink liquid nitrogen?
And that’s why we need 5G, checkmate!
Install good antivirus protection and your golden. Easy.
So if I go to work sick, then I’d be twice as productive! (Anyone who works at a mine in the US is considered a miner per MSHA, even support roles like IT and even janitorial staff).
Okay, where is my rent payment?
Why do I feel colder though? I freeze when I have a virus.