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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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“each and every time”
yeahhh, that claim seems very easy to prove wrong
But what about when you add thoughts. Surely that should be enough.
God is so great that he allowed the plane to crash. Praise be!!!!
Meanwhile the black box from 9/11 has the terrorist incessantly praising his God as he steers all those souls into the towers
The things people do at their lowest, most desperate points aren’t usually considered good or exemplary.
Black boxes record cockpit audio but they do not record passenger audio. So this tweet is extra bullshit.
I’ve heard a lot of black box recordings and most of the time you hear pilots fighting very hard to not crash. There’s no praying but there is a lot of swearing.
Bible beaters are dumb AF
It does not work because they forgot the thoughts
Just in: Praying to god causes accidents. No accidents reported from praying to Satan.
Not to mention how fucking ghoulish it is to exploit their deaths.
“Well, we invented the black box to record all data that would be relevant to a crashing plane, such as engine issues, or anything like that, but instead, it’s a voice recorder that turns on automatically, just to hear the passengers pray to 1 of 3000 gods. That Prayer data will tell us how to prevent crashes or accidents the next time”
According to his statement only people praying to god die in a plane crasg
Imagine the black box being like, ‘You prayed, but did you fasten your seatbelt tho?’
Commercial pilot here. Been in a couple emergencies and I can tell you we’re way too busy to pray. We’re working on the problem.
I’ve heard a few cvr recording from fatal accidents. What they usually leave out for the public version is the screaming at the end. It’s unsettling to say the least.
My favourite thing about god is when it gives really cute kids excruciating diseases and watches them slowly die.
As a former aircraft accident investigator, I can say that this is just completely untrue. Most recordings end in one of two following ways:
* The crew giving each other instructions on what to do. The instructions are not always logical, in fact in some cases they make the situation worse, but they are doing what they think they can do to save the situation
* Profanities. These are often shown in CVR transcripts as “**”.
In fact, I can’t think of a single example where a crewmember explicitly prayed.
It’s a legitimate question. I mean, if God didn’t exist, they would be ordering pizza, or consult todays Netflix
I’d like to have the flight number of one CVR where we hear praying. “Oh god!’ and “Allah Akbar!” and “Holy shit!” don’t count.
I’ve listened to those moments and that damn sure ain’t true !
And God still killed them in a plane crash. What a douchebag.
Plenty of Athiest in a foxhole.
If only Pascal had made a wager of some sort.
Who the fuck else would they be praying to? Joe Pesci?
People about to die pray ? That is your amazing news ?
Well, their god needs to be worshiped constantly but is very capricious when it comes to using his unlimited power to save someone.
Clearly they didn’t learn the lesson of [survivorship bias](https://www.deanyeong.com/article/survivorship-bias).
This just means all the Satanic prayers work, because they’re not found on crashed black boxes
Doesnt the black box just record data about the plane, not like…sound recordings of the passengers?’
It sounds like bullshit right? Most of the time when something major occurs we’re either screaming or in stunned silence, surely?
Maybe GOD is real and PRAYER actually does work, but GOD is just a huge fukkin asshole 🤷♂️
“Satanic media” you gotta be stupid and gullible as fuck to accept that phrase.
I can just see the “satanic” media saying “We reached out to God to comment on this story and received no response.”
You want to know a secret the SATANIC media will never tell you? Every Christmas children write letters. Who do they wore letters to? Santa Clause. No one else. Every Christmas gift is proof that Santa Clause exists.
Having a relationship with any god you choose isn’t the problem. The problem is organized religion has dissolved any sense of actual compassion, empathy and love into this social control, patriarchal, money grab where the leaders are massive hypocrites that take millions of dollars from their flock, only love the mindless sheep, and don’t give anything back to their communities. Tax the churches and let them write off their donations. Make them feed the hungry instead of buying their mega church another private jet.