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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Trump would create a special position for him like with musk. “Director of child genitals inspection” looking for them “trans kids” he believes that exist in vast numbers.
Most likely ministry of child affairs.
Department of education
He could still pardon Ghislaine and put her in charge of Child Welfare.
Ambassador to Vatican City. He and the Church had so much in common.
Epstein, Youth Ambassador.
I mean, he was Israeli intelligence. He’s been running this country for years.
Department of Travel and Entertainment.
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of education for sure!
Ambassador to Côte d’Minòr
He’d be head of the appropriations committee
Is there a position for children’s rights? Trump would certainly put him there
Maxwell will be pardoned. Bet.
Dept of education or General Genital Inspector would be my guess.
Ambassador to the Virgin Isles
Penis inspection day draws near you say?
As a reminder, Trump’s AG Bill Barr, the man who kneecapped the Mueller Report, is the son of one of Epstein’s first major influences
This tweets assumes there’s not a Jeffrey Epstein we don’t know about who isn’t caught yet. Believe that there is such a man in the shadows today.
You should be asking why he died in prison within a month whilst Trump was president.
Trump and Epstein were best mates sharing flights, islands, casinos and hotels with young girls. Maybe Epstein died because he knew too much about Trump so he was erased.
Director of Child’s ServicesÂ
The Head of Child Protective Services most likely.
What does Epstein and mistletoe have in common?
He would be the director of the agency that “handles” all the children separated from their parents at the border.
Well , POSCS is taken , so…
Child Services