Homegirl just found out about the quantity feature, let her have her fun.
Bootiluvr
2 months ago
She’s having fun 🙂
Wepen15
2 months ago
…so they get more expensive if you buy more?
beetnemesis
2 months ago
This was awkward flirting and OP missed out
Majestic-Ambition-33
2 months ago
If it’s flirting a good response might be:how many would I need to buy for the number to look like your phone number?
Polistoned
2 months ago
yall are fucking weird
“wooman i no understand. sex?”
fenbre
2 months ago
Sometimes I accidentally type £3000 instead of £30 at work and the till is like “are you sure” and I’m like “no”
Nick_Star_007
2 months ago
$220 * 99 is $21,780 not 23k
GiustinoHeintz
2 months ago
that was cute lmao she was trying!
Sachayoj
2 months ago
I am way too autistic to ever recognize that as flirting.
reddit_time_waster
2 months ago
r/notinteresting
The_wanderer96
2 months ago

Sangwienerous
2 months ago
“twirls her hair in her finger and bites her lip”
“How cool would it be if we threw 99 car batteries in the ocean? Its perfectly legal… You would look so strong doing it too. I bet I could watch it all day.”
The autoparts store near my home only hires what apperars to be Alt goth scene girls for front of house and they flirt and upsell constantly.
Dirtycurta
2 months ago
My battery died, so I went to Autozone to get a new one. It was going to cost about $250. The girl entered my info into the computer and said “you’ve got 3 months left on the warranty, so we’re going to replace the old one for free.” 15 minutes later I left with a brand new battery they swapped out for me.
Kurbopop
2 months ago
I’m not even neurodivergent (unless ADHD counts) and I also 100% did not realize that this was flirting.
Alternative-Buy-3638
2 months ago
99 times 220 should be less than 23000. Since normaly you would expect to pay less per unit if you buy large quantity, she really just pointed out an interesting oddity and the dude probably stared at her with no reaction. Not sure who is the autistic one in this story.
Cerpin__Tax
2 months ago
She was taking a poke at Electric cars. What if you needed to replace 99 batteries instead of 1 of your normal car…
camelbuck
2 months ago
She was flirting with you.
EphemeralHeart1
2 months ago
That girl is totally low-key flirting with him
HugeObligation8338
2 months ago
99 batteries, floating on the auto zone shelves, panic builds, it’s red alert, there’s car parts here from somewhere else
FriendlyCupcake
2 months ago
It is what it is, is what it is
thirdworldtaxi
2 months ago
Ok, good post
itay162
2 months ago
Based and Osaka pilled
Playful-Raccoon-9662
2 months ago
$232 a battery why would it go up
evilution382
2 months ago
She’s got 99 problems but a car battery ain’t one
notagamer999
2 months ago
Save $1000 and buy 100 instead.
MarkyMark4Eva
2 months ago
Pro tip – just go to Walmart to get your car batteries because they are much less expensive.
There’s arguably three companies supplying the US with mass produced batteries. Clarios (the largest), Stryten (second largest), and East Penn.
You will get the best deal at Walmart and the you are selecting the correct group size for for vehicle and correct battery type then there will literally be no difference (assuming the Cold Cranking Amps and Reserve Capacity are identical).
When manufacturers make a battery for Walmart and for Auto Zone there is no difference except for the decorative label on the case.
Homegirl just found out about the quantity feature, let her have her fun.
She’s having fun 🙂
…so they get more expensive if you buy more?
This was awkward flirting and OP missed out
If it’s flirting a good response might be:how many would I need to buy for the number to look like your phone number?
yall are fucking weird
“wooman i no understand. sex?”
Sometimes I accidentally type £3000 instead of £30 at work and the till is like “are you sure” and I’m like “no”
$220 * 99 is $21,780 not 23k
that was cute lmao she was trying!
I am way too autistic to ever recognize that as flirting.
r/notinteresting

“twirls her hair in her finger and bites her lip”
“How cool would it be if we threw 99 car batteries in the ocean? Its perfectly legal… You would look so strong doing it too. I bet I could watch it all day.”
The autoparts store near my home only hires what apperars to be Alt goth scene girls for front of house and they flirt and upsell constantly.
My battery died, so I went to Autozone to get a new one. It was going to cost about $250. The girl entered my info into the computer and said “you’ve got 3 months left on the warranty, so we’re going to replace the old one for free.” 15 minutes later I left with a brand new battery they swapped out for me.
I’m not even neurodivergent (unless ADHD counts) and I also 100% did not realize that this was flirting.
99 times 220 should be less than 23000. Since normaly you would expect to pay less per unit if you buy large quantity, she really just pointed out an interesting oddity and the dude probably stared at her with no reaction. Not sure who is the autistic one in this story.
She was taking a poke at Electric cars. What if you needed to replace 99 batteries instead of 1 of your normal car…
She was flirting with you.
That girl is totally low-key flirting with him
99 batteries, floating on the auto zone shelves, panic builds, it’s red alert, there’s car parts here from somewhere else
It is what it is, is what it is
Ok, good post
Based and Osaka pilled
$232 a battery why would it go up
She’s got 99 problems but a car battery ain’t one
Save $1000 and buy 100 instead.
Pro tip – just go to Walmart to get your car batteries because they are much less expensive.
There’s arguably three companies supplying the US with mass produced batteries. Clarios (the largest), Stryten (second largest), and East Penn.
You will get the best deal at Walmart and the you are selecting the correct group size for for vehicle and correct battery type then there will literally be no difference (assuming the Cold Cranking Amps and Reserve Capacity are identical).
When manufacturers make a battery for Walmart and for Auto Zone there is no difference except for the decorative label on the case.
That’s a lot of dielectric grease to upsell.