One of my cousins lists she sent my sister of name ideas.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Ah yes, Catamiranda, the lesser known female catamaran.
Lasagna???
They are ALL terrible.
Please send back a list. For the child’s sake.
Catarina
Miranda
Lynn
[edit: Adding Brooklyn and Quinn here lol]
Tori
Lauren
Veronica
Crystal
Marilyn [edit: or Meghan; 2nd edit: or Megan lol. Markle was in the news a lot lately, so my mind went to the former.]
Brenda
McKinley
Nicole
Leah
Jacqueline [edit: fixed typo! Edit 2: apparently condescending losers 🙄 need me to clarify that I can indeed read and know that the original similar name was Jackson. Read through the comments. I am correcting my typo of “Jaqueline” by adding a “c”. Edit means I’m editing my own post.]
Peyton
Tork 🤣
how are you gonna look a baby in the face and name it Tork
Heather
Heather
Heather
and Verawnika
Lock her up
If you’re experiencing chrystile dysfunction with an unnatural brendtly, you need the little blue pill of brixlynn and you’ll be quonitorious in the bedroom in no time.
Fucce Nough
There is no way this person is serious. These have to be rage bait.
I’m appalled at the spelling of the classic name Torque 🤣
Anyone have the chemical formula for paxtyne? I know it has triple bonds from the name but it isn’t very descriptive
Lausange is apparently supposed to be Lausange Elise. Like Los Angeles. Not lasagne or lozenge but equally stupid.
Does she suffer from keyboard Tourette’s? These are all crimes against language and all that is holy! And unholy for that matter! Quintorious??? WTF??? Lausange sounds like Sausage Lasagne! Put down the crack pipe lady!
LMAO. A portmanteau of Catamaran + Miranda = Catamiranda. SMH
So many head scratchers in this. Especially lasagna
Everyone is worried about lasagna but I feel like TORK is a bigger problem 😭😭 name that baby Lasagna, call her Lizzie 😭
I’m going to start sharing this thread with all expectant parents. Before they let people know names
HoLeigh Mack’ryll
This has to be a prank
OMG that version of Veronica is horrid!
TORK??? TORQUE??? WHAT
No.
That’s a complete sentence.
I guess they’ve opted for Lozenge as Strepsils was copyrighted.
What the fuck? Tork lmao
Quintorious sounds like a Harry Potter spell lmao
I’m sorry but Quintorious fucking slaps. Sounds like a lesser known “did nothing but still had to be written into the list” emperors of Rome. I in no way condone naming a child that unless they are the protagonist of an alternate history urban fantasy novel
Whoever the kid is, they are 100% getting their chicken nuggets stolen by their mother.
Tork is the last name of Peter of The Monkees.
I am so sorry you found out the hard way that your cousin (unless she is six) is illiterate.
JaxZYN is wild
Chrystile looks too close Chrysotile which is a type of asbestos
This is how you screw with family that won’t butt out. I refuse to believe this is the real list.
So much for No Child Left Behind
My husband just read this list and said “Vera-winka?!” Lol lol