only happens at the worst possible times

I formulated a theory about this.

I think that when we are in a bad mood we don’t pay attention and so we cut corners almost literally, going through doorways closer to the door knob then we usually would. We are rushed, grumpy, not paying attention.

This would raise the chances of us getting hooked on the doorknob.

It’s probably the same reason why I keep falling down the stairs only when I’ve got a bad headache and I’m in a bad mood

if that happened to me i would go out back get a shovel and break down the door