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This is hilarious
This is such a great idea, until they outsmart you by earning punches every week and then using them all at once at the end of the month! 🤣
Next step: charge them a ‘hit tax’ and retire early.
Well, it’s bedtime. Better use today’s hit…
“G’night, ya bastard!” *whack!*
My kids are allowed to cuss, but only in the bathroom. This has completely backfired as they are now quite proficient at cussing.
This is actually the way lol
there will be definitely an instance where one kid will use all of their strength and the other kid will just bump his head into something lol
Somehow my teenage son and I have developed a love language that involves him punching me in the shoulder as hard as he can and me chasing him down and kicking his ass. He and his brothers seem to show affection now in the same way. Our boys roughhouse nonstop, then watch Netflix together once the natural order has been established for the day.
Initially, I had concerns about this. The bruises are not ideal. But, the upside has been that they now are closer than ever, often teaming up as I give chase to sneak attack me. And, of course, they are hard as nails and work out in hopes they can one day defeat me.
I feel as if I unlocked some secret of dadding.
But then you can’t tell them anymore not to do it when they actually hit each other once?
How come at such a young age we want violence? Lol I think this with my kitten all the time
She’s doing a purge, to her own kids.
This will lead to last minute right before bed slaps
“At precisely 9PM, chaos reigned.”
Can a hits be accumulated over days or even weeks?
Sounds good, whatever works usually does.
Can we try this in the Middle East?
If I’m her kid, then I’m going to wait and get the hardest hit possible in right before bed
This woman is a moron who has encouraged violence
This is The Purge for kids
i would time it before falling asleep.