Ordered Indian takeout and found a coke baggy in my curry
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Some poor line cook is just white knuckling it thru their shift now…
15 bucks lil man, put that shit in my hand.
And here I thought it was the turmeric that made that stuff so addicting…
There’s an Indian chef who’s really pissed and confused right now.
FWIW the Indian place I order from puts additional hot spices in those bags and includes it so you can add it yourself.
In unrelated news, OP has been up for 3 days straight
Strictly so I can avoid this place, what is the name of the restaurant and what exactly did you say when you placed your order – so I don’t get that of course.
The real tandoori sizzler
Open it up and smell it just to make sure it smells like cocaine
“Curry is amazing, how have I never tried Curry!?”
-Sterling Archer
You should keep it, it will be good storytelling material
Did you not order a coke with your meal?
well that’s a little terrifying. what does one even do in this situation?
Yeah looks like a packet that contains either the sauce or condiments but yeah ur version is cooler I guess
That cook is tearing apart the kitchen looking for this
curry AND free coke? sounds like a win to me!!
THATS how you treat the customer! ill be bacl
You win! Now you rinse and sample the prize.
What’s inside the bag?
There will be 2 clients upset with their food.
But only one is gonna get really really angry
I knew Indian food was addicting
Well that sucks because it was empty?
It is a spice baggie
So THAT’S why they call them LINE cooks!
“This curry is FANTASTIC!”
Nah bro saffron comes by the gram too 😂
More likely meth if it’s from a line cook.
how you feeling? pumped? loved up? K-holed?
Wrong size for a gram bag and I don’t think back of house staff is losing an 8ball in the soup. Also doesn’t look like a typical bag used for business. Purely speculation of course.
Contact restaurant but it’s most likely a spice packet.
Ha ! I see JJ is working tonight !!!
The secret ingredient to keep em coming back
Get them hooked so they keep coming back for more.
I always wanted to know their secret ingredient!
Drug dealers aren’t the only people who use those you know.
Chef at some random Indian restaurant, “who the fuck took my coke?!”
There’s another very unsatisfied customer somewhere out there
*patting breast pocket*
“…oh fuck”
That is methed up.
That means you win!
You should have ordered Coke Zero.
A win is a win
Their new curry must be absolutely addicting.
It is a baggy, but how does OP know its contents were/are coke? Lots of places do sauces and condiments in bags just like this.
Damn that’s wild where’s this restaurant so I can avoid it? 🥸