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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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White folks are spreading illnesses we’ve never seen in the last 100 years
Dysentery spreads so easily because it’s transmitted through contaminated water. Guess what we’ve been both deregulating and not maintaining the infrastructure for the past decade?
What’s next? Consumption?
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Reminder that this outbreak is because the homeless population in that particular county does not have easy access to bathrooms and hygiene facilities, rather than a “heehee hoohoo Oregon Trail poop disease”. Fecal dysentery spreads rapidly in regular communities (who are also largely allergic to handwashing and proper hygiene practices), nevermind vulnerable ones.
[https://www.portlandmercury.com/good-morning-news/2025/02/27/47664201/good-morning-news-dysentery-on-the-rise-in-portland-musks-impotent-chainsaw-and-the-trump-resistance-is-alive-and-well-in-oregon](https://www.portlandmercury.com/good-morning-news/2025/02/27/47664201/good-morning-news-dysentery-on-the-rise-in-portland-musks-impotent-chainsaw-and-the-trump-resistance-is-alive-and-well-in-oregon)
Dysentery also involves incredibly painful cramps, bloody diarrhea, vomiting, and can kill – particularly people who are old/young or already dehydrated.
[https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00000081.htm](https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00000081.htm)
There have also been outbreaks at salad bars and buffets, so wash your hands.
They trynna wipe us out again! MY CREW LETS GO!
Wtf are they doing? Drinking doodoo water?
Bobby Junior will surely explain how that’s perfectly normal.
Those of you who’ve beaten Oregon trail move to the front of the room we need yall more than ever.
Maga wants a return to TRADITION!
Just waiting for leprosy to come back at this point.
Only because I live here… Multnomah county is essentially Portland and despite the jokes, dysentery isn’t something that went away with vaccination like measles. This is the result of an actual housing crisis and not your standard white folks doing stupid shit take.
I wanna see the stats on deaths caused by attempting to ford a river now
What fucking year is this?! Yo, fuck this timeline
Tomorrow’s Headline “RFK Jr. recommends surgeons stop washing hands and wearing gloves during surgery. Introducing more germs and bacteria will strengthen immune systems and result in shorter hospital stays.”
Karen has died of dysentery…
Damn can I at least get the covered wagon, biscuits and bacon
Who knew that when Republicans were talking about “the good old days” they actually meant the days where every other child died from a preventable illness
I feel like 2025 bingo cards are gonna get wild. Shall we just go ahead and bring back the Mayan Calendar?
Feels so good to be great again.
They taking this shit BACK
Shitty deal
The empire is over, it had a good run.
Retro is meant for music and fashion.
Retro
Fantastic post, maybe wagon axles will also be broken.
Do you know how hot I’d be if I was a kid getting killed by some 1700s disease in todays world only to find out there had been a cure for it but my parents never told me because of some conspiracy bullshit
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
Are people still using Twitter?
You know the owner is a Nazi right?
Do yall know what Dysentery is???? Caused by filthy conditions or contaminated food/water. U can’t sneeze on somebody and get it. Its not a Virus, there is NO vaccine for DYSENTERY!! Reading is fundamental.
Never been happier that I got a whole slew of vaccinations 2 years ago when I was thinking about going back to school in the medical field.
In other news, some of our national parks across the country are being renamed.
Yellowstone National Park is becoming Yellow Fever National Park
Zion National Park is being renamed to Zionist National Park
And the Great Smoky Mountains National Park isn’t being renamed, as it has been deemed aptly named, it will just be left to burn
They’re not just memeing y’all.
https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2025/02/public-toilets-could-help-stop-the-spread-of-dysentery-yes-dysentery-in-portland.html
Raw water is all the rage right now
You have died of Dissing Terry
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