Petahhh…what is going on here??
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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It’s in reference to a post and series of comments in which u/smart_calendar1874 was asking how to get a “cylinder” out of a mini m and ms tube, it became increasingly obvious his dick was stuck in the tube
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/small-cylinder-guy-smart_calendar1874
I love that at no point he considered just changing his username
The man, the legend.
I thought this was some weird reference to physics exams being like “now for better mathematical approach imagine the penguin to be a cylinder”, just with a penis instead of a penguin
For anyone who wants to visit the post and comment:
(Btw geez a 2yo screenshot is still funny)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/ArTIsvnqvj
Just watch [this video](https://youtu.be/48rSt3eM7XE?si=px-k4A0xwyvkjhXM). You’ll love it.
Context: How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
he got his pp stuck in a tube and asked how to get a “cylinder” out of a tube
That’s the guy from the infamous reddit thread where a guy got his dick stuck in an M&M tube and was trying to ask how to get it out while only ever calling it a “cylinder”
That sounds like it feels good
u/smart_calendar1974 wanna explain this one?
Excellent example of digital footprint
I summon thee
u/Smart_Calendar1874
Oh my god it’s him
He wasn’t the hero we wanted but he was the hero we needed
You can build 1000 bridges and they dont call you a bridge-builder, you can build a thousand cars and they dont call you a car-maker… but you fuck ONE goat…
Reddit. Reddit is going on here
Melts in your mouth, not on your cylinder.
[Original Cylinder Post screenshot](https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/zdxtou/its_a_cylinder/#lightbox)
Today I learned that there are famous redditors on reddit who are not real life celebrities but rather a king from the meme community 🤣
His first description is very accurate.
Holy shit, it’s the cylinder guy!
Reposts here are getting insane.
MASTAH CYLINDER!!!!