real honestly

I have 500 followers on face book you better make a 1 hour long 9000 words apology in the next 30 minutes or I will get all my followers to cancel you if they do your entire life is ruined

You like pineapple on pizza? You’re a Nazi. Milk before cereal? Literally worse than Hitler himself.

Blowing things out of proportion? That’s out of line. Why would you personally attack me like that? This is a hate crime and you will see your day in court!