Relatable for anyone?😂
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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These memes make it clear that so little of y’all have ever talked to a real woman.
I have heard this stupid conversation in real life once, and yeah it sounds 100% as stupid as the memes make it. The guy however gave the best response. Both factual and mysterious and I’ve kept this in my pocket for twenty years.
“That depends on the circumstances.”
Grover ain’t into those hos, that puppet dick doesn’t come with no strings attached
Has someone actually experienced this before because no normal woman, let alone person, would do this lmao.
I ask once how long my coworkers break was going to be and the answer was, oh, it’s long, real long , in a husky voice.
Maybe in an online dating app. Real life women want connections. Unless she a hoe. I got no problems with hoes, I just don’t choose to commit to one for trust reasons.
It may not be too impressive length wise but the width is really what is gonna disappoint you.
Incelmemes galore
These kind of things won’t be as amusing to you once you turn 12.
I can show you better than I can tell you 😂
Well my favorite sword which is a replica of a 1 handed knights Templar sword is 42 inches but I also have one that is a replica of a ceremonial sword from the Napoleonic era. That one is 36 inches. I’m hoping to get a Scottish Claymore soon and that one will be between 48 and 52 inches.
….no?
I know that it’s only4 inches, but some women like it that wide.
The woman equivalent of “is it pink”
No.
Hamster sized. If you behave I’ll let you laugh at it
Nope. Not once. OP ain’t ever talked to a girl. Also if she did ask that you reply with, “maybe you should find out 😏”
I once had a woman on the freeway ask me how many inches I had…
…in the lift on my Jeep.
I was asked this three months into a relationship
If this happens in a conversation then thank her for the clear red flag.
one foot at least, but often more depending on when you measure. But like all cats, he is liquid so it’s hard to determine
You could always say 28“ – most common size.
No
I’d reply I’m 76 inches (193 cn)
Do women realize this is the equivalent of men asking “how tight is it” like you just come across as a nasty person lol😭💀
Gotta ruin it fr
honestly havent measured it
No.
No. Not relatable. I’ve NEVER had woman ask me how big my dick is. Ever.
If “she” asks how many inches it is then you are likely talking to a man pretending to be a woman. Men are the only ones completely fixated on size. Women have a preference, but most are content to wait and see.
I’m European, so no.
Right up there with “are you 6’4”?” and “Do you make $400,000?” as the key reasons so many women are chronically single and complaining on TikTok, etc. that they can’t find guys.
I don’t even measure it
3” of hard life changing regret baby. Come on in, the waters warm..