[Request] What would happen to the turkey if you did this?

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This is 10x the estimated temperature at the site of the nuclear blast at Hiroshima. The turkey would cease to exist in any recognizable form.

It’d probably instantly vaporize the turkey, your house, your neighbors’ houses, and a good chunk of the city within about 2 miles. This would be like nuking the turkey with an actual nuke.

Surface of sun is around 10,000 and core is about 27,000,000. That turkey is is gonna be somewhere between cremated and a distant memory.

I mean you need 0.91 seconds for the same heat energy transfer so it would be overcooked.

For the people comparing it nukes the outside temperature doesn’t matter, it’s the amount of hat transfer. On that note defrost it before hand(350f for 4 hours assume frozen turkey) as ice crystals fuck up with heat transfer.

Your instincts are lying to you because in Realistic scenarios temperatures don’t change in โˆ†t=0.

If you apply a thin layer of “air” to the outside of the turkey at that temperature (just enough to maintain the heat for 1 second), it would be vaporized on the outside, then burned a little deeper in, then overcooked, then undercooked, and the inside would stay raw

vaporization

Speculating so sorry no math. I think the outside of the turkey would act as an ablative heat shield. Very quickly, the outside would vaporize which requires a ton of energy for two phases changes. This would create a barrier of comparatively cool turkey vapor surrounding the turkey. This would largely protect the turkey itself for the remainder of the cooking time. Not sure how largely though.

I do love the people that dont understand heat energy in the comments saying โ€žit be goneโ€œ
The math was done, the energy of heating a furnace for 4 hours at 350 degree equals 5.040.00 degrees for a second.
The difference is in heat distribution: the skin of the turkey would get a fuckton of heat with no time to distribute it.

The skind would burn and then the second is over, presumably the heat is gone and you would have raw inside and very burnd outside

Not sure tho, am no expert

Probably not a great deal. It would probably completely vaporise the skin and a few mm of flesh but I doubt 1 second would effectively transfer enough heat to have a significant impact.

Well, considering the surface of the sun is โ€œonlyโ€ ~10,000 F, being anywhere near 5,000,000 F would likely vaporize anything, the core of the sun is estimated at 15,000,000 F, you are cooking this thing at a third the temp of the core of the sun, I donโ€™t think your house would still be standing after that

This is also wrong because Howie forgot to convert to Rankine (ew) before doing his thermal calculations. 350ยฐF = 809.67ยฐR => 809.67ยฐR * 3600s/hr * 4h = 11,659,248ยฐR for one second or 11,658,788.33ยฐF for one second

https://youtu.be/tgfPFqo9_5Q?feature=shared

The math here is extrapolating the temperature but the visuals should be a good indicator

Right, this is going to be fun. Assuming that everything is as average as it could be, and that the oven has no heating time (i.e. goes from room temperature to cooking temperature and back again instantly, staying at cooking temperature for one second):

Ideal gas law: PV=nkT

Pressure equation: P = nkT/V

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k = 1.380649ร—10^โˆ’23

5,040,000 F = 2800255.372 K

60 litres = 0.06 cubic metres

Average number of molecules in one cubic metre of air at sea level = 2.53ร—10^25

Average number of molecules in 0.06 cubic metres of air at sea level = 0.06ร—2.53ร—10^25

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Therefore, P = 2.53ร—10^25 ร—1.380649ร—10^โˆ’23 ร—2800255.372

= 978,140,954.111 Pa

= Approximately 9,653.5 atmospheres of pressure, instantly applied all at once

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Surface heat transfer coefficient of a turkey in air = 19.252 W/m^2 K

Time cooked = 1 s

Average turkey weight = 13.5 kg

Average turkey density = 591.75 kg/m^3

Therefore, average turkey volume = 0.02281368821 m^3

Average specific heat capacity of a turkey = 3530 J/kgK

Average room temperature = 295.65 K

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Assume uniform spherical turkey:

Sphere volume equation: V = (4pir^3)/3

Therefore, sphere radius equation: (3V/4pi)^(1/3)

Sphere surface area equation: A = 4pir^2

Therefore, sphere surface area equation from volume: A = 4pi(3V/4pi)^(2/3)

Therefore, average surface area = 0.38899837972 m^2

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Temperature reached for a uniform object after one second equation: T = Te + (T1 – Te)e^(-hA/mC)

Therefore, if heating uniformly, T at t = 1 is = 2800255.372 + (295.65 – 2800255.372)e^(-19.252ร—0.38899837972/13.5ร—3530) = 735.629894426 K

Therefore, the turkey would reach 462 celsius, or 864 farenheit all of the way through

If it were to just be heating, we could condense this thermal energy to the outside, as the turkey would not heat uniformly, The inside would be completely raw, whilst the outside would be quite significantly burned, but still very much intact. The bigger thing would be the sudden spike in pressure inside the oven. Assuming that the oven doesnโ€™t explode instantly, the turkey would be immediately crushed into a tiny, shrivelled ball of meat and bone, spraying liquid everywhere. It would then rapidly expand when the pressure dropped, but nowhere near as violently. This compression would mean that for the duration, itโ€™s not cooking a full size turkey, but rather a tiny lump of flesh, cooking it through completely, which is why we can assume itโ€™s spherical and uniform without much issue. This is still an estimate, of course, but it should be fairly close to what would actually happen (unless my maths is wrong, in which case throw all of this out of the window). Incidentally, I somehow did find a paper modelling the exact heat transfer of cooking a turkey, worth a read

EDIT: Formatting

Maybe back of the temperature a bit but cooking for shorter periods at higher temperatures runs the risk of having raw centre and overcooked exterior. For the inside to become properly cooked it needs time for the heat from the outside to conduct through to the inside. Itโ€™s a balancing act. To high and you get what I described above, to low and it takes way longer to cook.

Given the comparisons of the temperature I think that paraphrasing xkcd sums it up ” it would cease being a coming process and become a physics experiment”

Well, first Iโ€™ll convert to Celsius because Iโ€™m not American ๐Ÿ˜… that goes to 176 2/3, or about 180ยฐC – the average oven cooking temperature for literally any dish.

5,040,000ยฐF = 2,799,982 2/9 ยฐC, or approximately 2.8 million degrees Celsius.

For reference, the surface of the sun is about 5 – 6 thousand ยฐC, the core at about 15 million ยฐC.

So the chicken would, simply put, vaporise instantly.ย 

Well, the core of a fusion reactor is 100 million degrees Celsius. 5 million F is about 2.7 million C. So it’s 2.7% the temp of fusion. I think it would be a bit crispy, but still tender inside. ๐Ÿ™‚

Radiant Heat would vaporize the whole turkey but contact heat would just vaporize the surface, steam generated would protect the rest of turkey

Ignoring the “completely vaporize it” aspect that others have mentioned… Basically all the questions you see like this about can you cook very fast using very high temperature result in the outside of the food being burnt to a crisp while the inside is raw. It takes time for heat to move through the material of the food and cook it normally, so a brief intense burst of heat only affects the outside layer of the food.

I believe it would instantly evaporate at a molecular level, along with a significant portion of the earth in the general area of the turkey

… there’s a lot of people suggesting it’d evaporate but since the exposure is a mere second, could it be that the turkeys skin and outer flesh layer would absorb most of the heat? Like a “Leidenfrost- shield” made of ashes instead of vapor?

On the other hand… It’s 504 times the strength of Little Boy, so I guess that argument is moot ^^

If you did that, it would turn to plasma from the outside in (assuming you’re shoving it into an oven) though possibly not in its entirety, as even at those temperatures, one second is not a lot of time for heat to transfer.

So in the same vein of this question, is there a temperature or much shorter time that would “correctly” flash cook the bird and cook in this manner?

Turkey Vapor.

Oven Vapor.

House Vapor

OP Vapor.

Neighbor Vapor.

Crater Vapor.

(This vapor does NOT smell like thanksgiving.)

Depends if it’s an open oven or closed oven. An open system does, in fact, leak enough energy to act like a nuclear bomb.

A closed system is an interesting case though, where no energy leaves the oven until it’s turned off and then opened.

The blackbody radiation at that temperature is X-ray, at about a wavelength of 1 nm.

Air absorbs that frequency. With emissivity in the terawatts per mm2 per steradian, I would expect the air in a sphere around this to be heated nearly instantly.ย 

This should continue until the peak emissions are in the ultraviolet.

To an outside observer, it would look like a large sphere of fire instantly appeared. That would then expand in a shock wave, like a bomb.

Hmm if you raised a few layers of atoms of the surface of the turkey almost instantaneously to that temperature for 1 second you would essentially laser clean the turkey and not cook it. If it’s more than a few atoms then it’s fusion time baby. We r making a bomb.

I feel like Randall Munroe answered a very similar question in the book What If. Basically, nothing good would happen to your turkey, or anything “near” it.

I imagine the outside will be charred beyond recognition while the inside would be raw.

When coming up with speed cooking myths, no one seems to understand that it takes time to cook things properly.

Well shit, I melted half my neighborhood with this and my oven seems to have vaporized the turkey! Was I supposed to convert to Celsius first?

Better question: how hot would it have to be for the turkey to be fully cooked in 1 second. Also ignoring physics where you could instantly set the oven temperature and will instantly go to room temp once the timer is done.

There would be no turkey, your house or quite possibly your country anymore. Just to give you a basic idea, surface of the sun itself is approximately at 10000F, going up to 27000000F at the center of the sun. To generate this amount of heat you would need prepostrous amounts of energy, quite possibly equal to multiple nuclear blasts going off at your location at the same time. Very bad idea.

According to my math, which could be wrong, it would increase the temperature of the turkey on average by 100 degrees F. So unless it was room temperature or hotter to start with, it would probably still be raw inside. The outside may be vaporized though. Somewhere in the middle it would be cooked.
Air doesn’t transfer heat fast enough to do all that much in 1 second, even at 5 million degrees. I think.

Okay, so obviously we know the turkey would turn to dustโ€ฆ but suppose we wanted to cook the turkey anyways. Assuming the energy is coming from a single point in space, how far would you have to put the turkey away from it to have it be perfectly cooked

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