Roki is a Dodger
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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This could have been an email.
yeah but we still have myles straw so suck it
how will Roki Sasaki posting on Instagram that he’s signing with the Dodgers impact his odds of signing with the Blue Jays?
“Hey guys, it’s me, Roki Sasaki! Look at all these MLB teams I’m linked to, what a crazy free agency decision this could be!”
“lol jk”
Well… That was short lived for Toronto
WOOOOO 2nd place again!!!!
To the shock of…..absolutely no one.
It was a very difficult decision my ass
He’s really committed to the bit
If I’m Atkins, this would be my Joker moment
Are they gonna have an eleven man rotation?
So that’s a rotation of:
Roki
Yamamoto
Ohtani
Snell
Glasnow
Kershaw
May
Sandy Koufax
Bob Gibson
Pedro Martinez
Randy Johnson
Kip Wells
Bob Feller
Walter Johnson
Dave Steib
Mariano Rivera
Cy Young
Tim Keefe
Dodgers are stacked man. Unreal
Comments are limited on the Insta post lmao
Please don’t talk to me
Difficult decision lol
And our year long wait for the obvious is finally over.
So Yamamoto all over again
They’re paying Ohtani and Roki a combined, what, 2.5 million dollar as a year right now?
Can’t help but feel like this whole process was a giant charade. He knew that’s where he wanted to go from the beginning
This was the worst kept secret in Baseball. Everyone knew months ago.
The hardest road
Cant wait to hear how good this is for baseball!
I’m shocked really. Definitely didn’t see this coming back in October. Absolutely not
It’s OK Blue Jays.
We could’ve posted this two months ago and saved the bullshit
I’m glad he ended up in a small market.
Glad to see a struggling franchise like the Dodgers finally catch a break in free agency!
I just want one of these to end in an interesting way, for the love of god. It doesn’t even have to be us! Shit is so boring.
Bullshit it was difficult everyone knew since last year, all he did was waste teams time.
So all that talk about smaller markets, Yu Darvish, and ads revenue were just complete BS, huh?
The move absolutely no one expected
And the crowd goes mid!
What was the fucking point? I am going to fly to Toronto just to boo this man. So fucking lame.
Bring it in, Blue Jays fans. 🫂
So can the other free agents start to do anything now that the obvious has happened
At least the charade is over lol
This is getting ridiculous. And before dodgers fans say “every team can do this.” No they can’t.