Actually, my wife and I are torn between who is likely to go first: Orange Man, or the Muskrat. Orange Man is old, and clearly has health problems. The Muskrat is on a toxic rollercoaster of ketamine, uppers, downers, and barely sleeping, and apparently sleeping on a hard floor when he DOES sleep. He’ll likely go insane before he kills himself, but there’s a good chance one or both of those could happen before the Tangerine of Falsehoods kicks it.
ScoobyDarn
5 days ago
I often think that upon waking up.
NanooDrew
5 days ago
Then … Is his replacement dead yet?
thispartyrules
5 days ago
Reminds me of joke:
A Russian man goes to the news stand every day to look at the newspapers. Eventually the guy who runs the stand is like, “why do you never buy a paper?”
The old man says, “I’m just interested in the obituaries.”
“But the obituaries aren’t on the front page,” the newspaper guy says.
The old man says, “The one I’m looking for will be.”
MrDarkboy2010
5 days ago
Every day I check the news hoping the headline will be that he is.
seattlesbestpot
5 days ago

Minimum_Opposite3985
5 days ago

morningmaniacmusic
5 days ago
Guess it’s just me. I thought this had something to do with the Grateful Dead ✌️
almosttoomanyletters
5 days ago
Can’t wait for that news. I feel like they are moving as fast as they are with these insane tariffs, bullshit distraction signings, etc, because they know he’s not well. Ugh, it’s a complete clownshow. He’s making America embarrassing to be an American.
Basquests
5 days ago
Maga will just weaponise this to say how crass and extreme the left is.
Its not wishing death, just the obituary will be read with great pleasure – his supporters enable him to enact great harms.
14X8000m
5 days ago
There’s two guys I’d put on this list.
NinjaInTheAttic
5 days ago
Everyday I ask how hasn’t his cholesterol brought home the W yet.
National-Yoghurt7824
5 days ago
Greatest post I’ve seen today 🥰
WantedDadorAlive
5 days ago
Unfortunately he’s only mostly dead
A_Polite_Noise
5 days ago
Abe Vigoda? Sadly, yes, he is =(
Efficient-You-639
5 days ago
It should be on a red hat then everyone will know!
KapnKroniK
5 days ago
Orange Julius Caesar!
trekmadonetwo
5 days ago
It would hit even harder in red color!
mangosawce9k
5 days ago
Wonder if it will be from something silly…, like when Goku was going to die from heart disease.
kinghenry124
5 days ago
Which one?
VirginNsd2002
5 days ago
Ouch!!!!
firenzey87
5 days ago
Murdoch.
Strong-Bridge-6498
5 days ago
Is there a James Bond, or Superman, or even a Jamie Lanister? No? We’re just here on our own? We’re just going to wait for a stroke, heart attack, Alzheimers, bird flu, ghonnasyphlaids, or choking on a hamburder to do instead of holding him accountable.
youshouldn-ofdunthat
5 days ago
My co workers would love me for wearing this. Gonna have to get one
Relevant_Fuel_9905
5 days ago
Surprisingly I think it could be about more than one individual now!
epidemianna
5 days ago
Where is Godzilla when you need him???
Opening_Letter1399
5 days ago
On his way.
mitchcumstein13
5 days ago
Is he?
BiluochunLvcha
5 days ago
where do i buy one? 😀
TheEnd0fA11
5 days ago
Put it on a t-shirt, I’ll buy it.
Omgcorgitracks
5 days ago
I actually don’t know WHO it would be about lol. There’s lots of people in charge that I’d go could it be him?. Putin, orange man, musk, all top contenders
LikeIsaidItsNothing
5 days ago
i thought about designing something like this but worried it might be perceived as threatening and get shut down. Maybe not though.
Sell those in downtown Toronto. Make bank.
I don’t wear hats, but if I did …
Where can I get one?
Actually, my wife and I are torn between who is likely to go first: Orange Man, or the Muskrat. Orange Man is old, and clearly has health problems. The Muskrat is on a toxic rollercoaster of ketamine, uppers, downers, and barely sleeping, and apparently sleeping on a hard floor when he DOES sleep. He’ll likely go insane before he kills himself, but there’s a good chance one or both of those could happen before the Tangerine of Falsehoods kicks it.
I often think that upon waking up.
Then … Is his replacement dead yet?
Reminds me of joke:
A Russian man goes to the news stand every day to look at the newspapers. Eventually the guy who runs the stand is like, “why do you never buy a paper?”
The old man says, “I’m just interested in the obituaries.”
“But the obituaries aren’t on the front page,” the newspaper guy says.
The old man says, “The one I’m looking for will be.”
Every day I check the news hoping the headline will be that he is.


Guess it’s just me. I thought this had something to do with the Grateful Dead ✌️
Can’t wait for that news. I feel like they are moving as fast as they are with these insane tariffs, bullshit distraction signings, etc, because they know he’s not well. Ugh, it’s a complete clownshow. He’s making America embarrassing to be an American.
Maga will just weaponise this to say how crass and extreme the left is.
Its not wishing death, just the obituary will be read with great pleasure – his supporters enable him to enact great harms.
There’s two guys I’d put on this list.
Everyday I ask how hasn’t his cholesterol brought home the W yet.
Greatest post I’ve seen today 🥰
Unfortunately he’s only mostly dead
Abe Vigoda? Sadly, yes, he is =(
It should be on a red hat then everyone will know!
Orange Julius Caesar!
It would hit even harder in red color!
Wonder if it will be from something silly…, like when Goku was going to die from heart disease.
Which one?
Ouch!!!!
Murdoch.
Is there a James Bond, or Superman, or even a Jamie Lanister? No? We’re just here on our own? We’re just going to wait for a stroke, heart attack, Alzheimers, bird flu, ghonnasyphlaids, or choking on a hamburder to do instead of holding him accountable.
My co workers would love me for wearing this. Gonna have to get one
Surprisingly I think it could be about more than one individual now!
Where is Godzilla when you need him???
On his way.
Is he?
where do i buy one? 😀
Put it on a t-shirt, I’ll buy it.
I actually don’t know WHO it would be about lol. There’s lots of people in charge that I’d go could it be him?. Putin, orange man, musk, all top contenders
i thought about designing something like this but worried it might be perceived as threatening and get shut down. Maybe not though.
The lettering should be in yellow
What a great hat.
Love it 🤩
Please link
TAKE. MY. MONEY.