some call it love bites
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Cats: the only animal that will bite the hand that feeds them, and then demand more food
The cat was just testing your durability stats, no big deal
But their attacks are adorable.😻
One of them could rip you apart if they wanted to, yet it’s actually the *other* one that would *eat* you once you died.
Dogs think they’re the same as us and we’re the same as them, one big pack working together. Cat’s think they’re just taking advantage of the big dumb apes that they tricked into feeding and housing them.
Cats: ‘I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
the good thing is that they do not attack with vigor
Do you see moveable lips on a cat? That’s actually how they kiss platonically.
But they are so cute 🙂
Dogs are team players, but cats? They’re the main characters of their own drama. 😂