Some dudes have all the luck

In my pants I keep a pickle,

so girls don’t think I lack,

of course it would help,

if it wasn’t in the back.

That’s not luck, though. That’s bad luck. Ask your average woman.

Unless his luck is having a subway sandwhich, that’s not lucky at all. That’s quite the opposite in fact. You are vastly unaware of how many people do not enjoy giant rods being rammed inside of them. Nor are they excited at the thought of having to unhinge their jaw to fit around it

Wouldn’t this be tagged as nsfw, just to be safe?