Someone to Love [OC]

I think a lot of people on the internet might feel personally attacked by this joke.

Post this to r/tinder and see the hate flow

Then what he really meant was “**I wish that someone, that I was attracted to, would also find me attractiv**e”, which can be a real problem for some.

I doesn’t matter if you have a ton of people who wants to date you if they aren’t part of the group of people that you want to date.

Took me a long time to figure out that when you do this you’re not really looking for love. You’re looking for status to flaunt at other people.

The Nice Guy™ creed

This one goes out to a certain population on the internet

As I get older I realize I care less about looks and more about personality.

We’ve commodified intimacy and we’re the most entitled consumers to ever walk the face of the earth. So the men who already never saw women as people now have this notion that they should be able to get the exact make and model of Female at their convenience.

The “male loneliness epidemic” summed up neatly in one comic lol

I hear a lot of words of support like “don’t listen to what other people say” but not a lot of action. If y’all so kind, go on — jump on the grenade! 🤣

Ngl atp i don’t even care

😭😭😭

Everybody ages and decays.. looks are temporary, genuine caring and love are eternal.

It’s not always true. I’m a gay guy and for a while I was ripped with a six pack and during that time not even chubbier dudes wanted to date me, only have casual sex. I’ve let myself go now because being ripped for years never helped with finding someone to love me, only with people manipulating me to have sex with them. I wish I could have someone, anyone, hot or not. Especially someone with shared interests.

But seeing as I’ve been single 8 years, I don’t have much hope anymore.

Just had this happen to me (as the guy)

This bit really doesn’t work with a male protagonist because most men aren’t that picky and “hot” is extremely subjective for men unlike women I have never met a man who has a standard type if every man was dreaming and holding out for models there would be significantly more willfully single men lol

We also don’t have women approaching us offering to do anything as a man you make the first move or nothing happens

Flip the script and this comic works flawlessly average woman dreams of dreamy guy is approached by an average dude and rejects him for being average happens daily across the planet when you can have anyone you want why would a woman settle for less then her fantasy

pretty is dangerous

Ouch, didn’t need that today,

ouch

Oh look it’s my ex boyfriend

Never heard a single guy complain about attention

It actually works a bit different than this, most of the time. The second two squares are where they go on one date and then she changes her mind and you never see her again.

Remember, if you don’t take care of your appearance (mostly by staying relatively fit), whoever you end up with almost definitely settled for you. People fantasize about Brad Pitt, not Kevin James.

Everyone should use that app to see what they’d look like as the opposite sex. Then ask yourself if you’re looking for someone in your league.