Spilled my mom on me while choosing from 1 of 4 urns that my brother had filled without telling me

Amb5986
By Amb5986
26 Comments
Subscribe
Notify of
26 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments

Full circle, eh? Now sheโ€™s sitting on your lap.

My mom opened a USPS package with her fathers remains in it on her bed. He was shipped in what was effectively broken Tupperware and spilt all over my parents bed.

Your mom looks sort of clingy.

If youโ€™re laughing, she probably is tooโ€ฆ

![gif](giphy|j7wBU7aHcKf7y)

I got my mom in my mouthโ€ฆ trying to stuff the bag into the urnโ€ฆ

Don’t worry your mum is having a good laugh!

World’s most expensive body glitter.

Sheโ€™ll always be with you. Physically too

She looks fine.

I had to re-read the topic probably 5 times to properly process it.

Anyway, sorry that happened

I thought your one thigh was the arm of a computer chair then I realized she was still spilled on you. Please donโ€™t hit that vape unless you want a hit of your mom.

My mom spilled her mom putting her in the urn and then vacuumed her up with our household vacuum and didnโ€™t tell me for months thinking I would be grossed out. Personally found it hilarious.

Your brother filled all of the urns with ashes?

Iโ€™ll take โ€œwords you say only once in a lifetimeโ€ for $1,000, Alex.

I see that lighter, you were smoking on mom pack werent you?

Seriously tho, this sucks, but im sure she would see the irony in it

“in accordance with what we think her dying wishes might well have been….”

Why is it purple tho? Or is it just an illusion based on the colors around it?

Oh Jesus. Iโ€™m sorry.

WTF ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I don’t know where you’re at right now with grief, I’m very sorry for your loss, but I’ve experienced this myself. My grandfather passed in ’03 and shortly after when my mother and I were spreading some of his ashes a sudden gust of wind up and blew them directly in our faces. We both looked at each other and died laughing. I could practically hear the old rascal chuckling in his Texas drawl. I know he would have thought it was hilarious. All the best OP.

Very pink

Clean out the dust buster before scooping her up

![gif](giphy|2HdU8KFFikGbe)

not the vape mouthpiece ๐Ÿ˜ญ

at least you had enough sense of humor about it to post. I definitely would not have

26
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x