Strike one

I somehow feel that question three will be

“Do you have reddit or discord?”

Phil out here playing 3D chess while everyone else is playing checkers. He’s got his priorities straight: Rick and Morty, pot, and… probably Reddit. Gotta respect the hustle. 😂

He wants a friend, not a girl friend/

Phil sounds like me 15 years ago, fuck Phil.

Wow you’re talking to my sister’s ex

🚩 🚩

I also took years to finally decide to watch Rick and Morty but it wasn’t because I don’t like it, it’s literally just because it makes me trip too much. I need to watch it slowly, carefully, no more than 1-2 episodes at a time.

Rick and Morty is one of my favorite shows, and people like this is why I don’t tell anyone that

when you’re good looking and never developed a personality.

then you wonder why you get so many matches but nobody wants to meet.