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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Butterfingers
Edward Precisionhands
Robot DeNeuro
Cut an eye Joe
P00RL-E
Kidkill Murdertron 9000
Unfortunate.
Undiscombobulator
Dr. Drake Ramoray
A shame Sir Killalot is taken, I’m sure that would be just the vibe they would be going for.
C3-P-Uh-Oh
Eenie weenie teenie beenie robotic neuro chop machiney
Brain Blessed
Armstrong.
Marvin the nervous robot
Geoff
I think we all already know it’ll end up being called Botty McBotface
Mr Stabby…
Ruby
Robot unmaking brain yinjuries
Neuron Burgundy
Mrs Mangel
The Labotomiser
Brian the Brain Driller
Black Stabbath
Let’s think really hard about it:
Given that
* it is a robot,
* it deals with brains,
* it specializes in Neurosurgery
we can assume that
* the name must be related to a medical profession
* it must sound serious
* it must inspire confidence
hence we shall call the robot
**DAVE**
The kiddie poker
I know people are coming up with piss takes but I think “The Tumournator” is pretty good as a somewhat serious name (assuming it is used to remove brain tumours).
Edward Scissorhands
HAVE THEY LEARNED NOTHING?!
[ED-209](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ED-209)
The Terminator
Dr Zoidberg
The Lobe Ranger, Drilliam Shakespeare, Albot
Tinker,
The stitching robot can be tailor
Bone drill can be soldier
And the endoscope can be spy
Medibot, obviously.
Johnny five
Roberto
Krak’thar, Destroyer of Brains.
Clem Fandango
Dr. Robotnik?
Error 404
Sigmund Droid
Hugo Bot
Brain-E
….Tim
To fill in some background: this particular robot (neuromate) does not perform surgery (no cutting or drilling), but acts as a guide for surgeons. It works in conjunction with some pretty great software so that precise surgery can be carried out.
For more info, search for Renishaw Neuromate.
Brian