They’re trying so so so hard to get people to turn on him and I’m 99% sure it’s not going to work
TheCursedMonk
2 months ago
It is crazy that when you reach a certain threshold of total wealth you are “assassinated”. If my poor ass got removed, I would just be killed or murdered, even if the person had intent and targeted me.
BlizzTube
2 months ago
Bruh they really gonna bring in a amoung us and call is a group of assassins? Then they gotta do it in that news writing like
“Luigi once played a game called “Amoung Us” where you play either as a “imposter” or a “crewmate” and they will make it sound like this newly invented word to 80 year old stock investors to drop UHC stock
Auraveils
2 months ago
Well, Among Us *did* violate the geneva convention.
Blluueee
2 months ago
There is a Macdonald’s worker among us
ImVeryHungry19
2 months ago
When the CEO is sus
Relevant_Speaker_874
2 months ago
Did they actually thought using one of the faces of modern shitpost as “evidence” was a good idea?
Key_Impact_9401
2 months ago
Guys I saw Breloom kill in comms
Batbuckleyourpants
2 months ago
I knew it! It was him, not me!
Cat_fuxker_69
2 months ago
certified mainstream media moment
Andromansis
2 months ago
Technically Amongus is just a game of Werewolf, and its made to simulate how a high information minority can defeat a low information majority. Its not an “assassination” its an election. You’re electing people to be shot out of an airlock based on the available information.
SgtTryhard
2 months ago
Forget video games; Why does no one point out that the killer had chronically drank water before the incident? This is a serious matter, we need to stop them to prevent Dihydrogen Monoxide addiction NOW!
/s just in case
The_Kent
2 months ago
I unironically despise journos with a burning passion
SirViciousMalBad
2 months ago
Man, if video game killing taught you to kill people there would be no one left alive on the planet. I’ve committed such atrocities that many wouldn’t believe. I’ve wiped out entire races and decimated entire galaxies. By my hand I’ve slain millions of life forms. I am only one of many that has done the same. Yet, here we are, reading bull crap news designed just to get a rise out of people…
NikoC99
2 months ago
They really want to pin on “game bad”, huh?
PandoraIACTF_Prec
2 months ago
Whats wrong fellas? This is the time why post the big dik amongus copypasta
PuzzleheadedMood3371
2 months ago
I swear i remember some politicians streaming that game
ThinkFree
2 months ago
Wait till they find out that AOC played this assassins game with a foreign agent with the handle “Disguised Toast”
FakeOng99
2 months ago
Bruh, politicians play the same game as well. But irl has consequences.
YouStupidAssholeFuck
2 months ago
Alleged shooter.
Dumb_Vampire_Girl
2 months ago
I feel bad for all the kids being banned from playing games with their friends over this shit.
slurtyferd
2 months ago
nuh I was with luigi in cafeteria, culture crave is probably the killer
Easy-Stranger-12345
2 months ago
Who is the NBC CEO again? Just asking questions.
dextras07
2 months ago
What in the peter Griffin fuck?
JbVision
2 months ago
So, they’re trying to assign him to a political party or blame it on a cartoon videogame as if 99% of the players aren’t killers?
He should have vented after killing then ,smh
Are they unironically trying to use Among Us as a way to bring up the violent video games argument?
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there is always one nut trying to blame it on video games. wait, did he smoke pot too? or drink coffee? we might be on to something!?!?!
Damn, I guess we know how the CEO actually died.
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They’re trying so so so hard to get people to turn on him and I’m 99% sure it’s not going to work
It is crazy that when you reach a certain threshold of total wealth you are “assassinated”. If my poor ass got removed, I would just be killed or murdered, even if the person had intent and targeted me.
Bruh they really gonna bring in a amoung us and call is a group of assassins? Then they gotta do it in that news writing like
“Luigi once played a game called “Amoung Us” where you play either as a “imposter” or a “crewmate” and they will make it sound like this newly invented word to 80 year old stock investors to drop UHC stock
Well, Among Us *did* violate the geneva convention.
There is a Macdonald’s worker among us
When the CEO is sus
Did they actually thought using one of the faces of modern shitpost as “evidence” was a good idea?
Guys I saw Breloom kill in comms
I knew it! It was him, not me!
certified mainstream media moment
Technically Amongus is just a game of Werewolf, and its made to simulate how a high information minority can defeat a low information majority. Its not an “assassination” its an election. You’re electing people to be shot out of an airlock based on the available information.
Forget video games; Why does no one point out that the killer had chronically drank water before the incident? This is a serious matter, we need to stop them to prevent Dihydrogen Monoxide addiction NOW!
/s just in case
I unironically despise journos with a burning passion
Man, if video game killing taught you to kill people there would be no one left alive on the planet. I’ve committed such atrocities that many wouldn’t believe. I’ve wiped out entire races and decimated entire galaxies. By my hand I’ve slain millions of life forms. I am only one of many that has done the same. Yet, here we are, reading bull crap news designed just to get a rise out of people…
They really want to pin on “game bad”, huh?
Whats wrong fellas? This is the time why post the big dik amongus copypasta
I swear i remember some politicians streaming that game
Wait till they find out that AOC played this assassins game with a foreign agent with the handle “Disguised Toast”
Bruh, politicians play the same game as well. But irl has consequences.
Alleged shooter.
I feel bad for all the kids being banned from playing games with their friends over this shit.
nuh I was with luigi in cafeteria, culture crave is probably the killer
Who is the NBC CEO again? Just asking questions.
What in the peter Griffin fuck?
So, they’re trying to assign him to a political party or blame it on a cartoon videogame as if 99% of the players aren’t killers?
[The article is real btw.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ironic-suspect-unitedhealthcare-slaying-played-video-game-killer-rcna183550)
This is a wonky ass timeline
It’s noteable that hours after this guy was captured, he was the “shooter”, “killer” and whatnot.
“allegedly” is apparently not a thing we do anymore, if the victim’s rich enough.
So he was the one pretending to work the health insurance machine.
they done my boy Luigi dirty