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drinking too much water will make your brain cells swell and kill you
Humans eat rocks every day
During pregnancy, fetal development begins with the anus. We were all literally assholes, once.
There is a shore/river in Canada where feet keep washing up. The reason is the tides in the Pacific Ocean have a huge pull in that part of Canada (it’s like a 6+ foot difference) and when people die in shipwreck or drowning the fish can’t get to the feet through the shoes. So when they eat enough of the leg for the foot to come loose the shoes get swept away by the current then wash up on the shore. Literally from all over the Pacific Ocean.
The moment of death, when “your life passes before your eyes” is believed to be a trauma response. When you are hurt your mind goes back to remember what helped you survive before. This is the ultimate trauma, but you’ve never experienced anything like it before. So your mind searches for the response but there isn’t one. Therefore it runs through it again and again, finding no answers
Your brain doesn’t care if you’re happy, it just wants you to survive. That’s why we tend to remember the negative things.
This is hardwired and you will always fight it.
– Your friendly Reddit Therapist
Honey is bee nut and barf
How most of the food industry works…
The adult human anus can stretch wide enough to fit two fully grown raccoons. 🤷🏻♀️
You can replace egg yolks with blood in most baking recipes because of their similar proteins and stuff. You need about 65g of blood per egg you’re substituting.
Your immune system doesn’t know your eyes exist. If it found out, it would consider them as foreign objects and would attack them, making you go blind.
It can happen to anyone, anytime.
🙂
Two words: Eyelash mites.
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter? When grab someone right before you electrocute yourself they electrocuted too, a your muscles spasm, hurt but feel tingly as well.
And my favorite, if your dumbass friend decides to tie himself to a rope and try to jump off a roughly 30 foot bridge over a river but forgets to hook himself up to said rope he will make a hilarious scream right before he hits the water…..but he will live and float back up. And if he moans for help and you decide to do rock paper scissors to see which of the 8 of you will get him out, he will still have enough motor function to flip you off
Instead of the universe becoming precisely what it is today, it is actually more likely that some matter decided to become a brain with a certain set of memories and obeservations. In other words, YOU, the YOU right now could very well be just a floating brain that JUST spawned into existence and will die in a millisecond, with everything you ever knew, thought or experienced being a complete and utter lie.
This is called the Boltzmann Brain.
Edit: my bad, it actually isn’t “more likely”. MY POINT’S STILL VALID, THOUGH.
If the entire world population got blended in a giant blender and rolled into a giant meat ball, it would only be half a mile wide
My name.
Ok fine I’ll give you a real one. Maybe quite a few people know this but there was a social media challenge which involved drinking a gallon (about 3.8) of milk within an hour.
Problem is, that is about 2.6 times the capacity of the human stomach. Causes bloating.
I believe there was a woman who drank a gallon of water to win a Wii in a competition and she died because of that.
Most digestive systems are a tube, but one end forms before the other. In humans, the anus forms first (deuterostomes). Thus, you were truly a total ass even before you opened your mouth!
Graham crackers were invented to suppress sexual urges.
The two hemispheres of the brain are seperate entities that can act independently of one another, basically (and this is somewhat of a stretch), you are two people trapped in one body
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Idk about creepy but maybe a touch… *disappointing*. So from the 30’s through the 60’s (at least) cartoon animation was a real “boys’ club.” All those wholesome Silly Symphonies and Merrie Melodies that you loved as a child were created in an environment full of whiskey and hookers.
Gut biome/ bacteria actually eat the food we eat and tell us if it’s good for them.
You know that playground song ring around the Rosies? It refers to the symptoms of the bubonic plague. With ring around the Rosie‘s referring to the red rash that would appear on infected people
Orange Chicken is not a real Chinese food.
Scientists found out that dinosaurs would’ve acted more like emus than anything else we thought of
As in instead of trying to kill us, they would be trying to FUCK us
Funky town gore victim is probably still alive
The telephone was invented roughly 15 years before the telephone was invented. TWO TIMES
Girls actually do fart, and they do it more than guys.
Female octopuses often eat the male ones after mating. Thats why the male ones sometimes just rip their penises off and throw them at females to avoid getting eaten.
Burning human flesh smells and sounds just like bacon on a skillet
They investigated the death of a woman and found more than 811 women’s underwear in the attic of one of the suspects’ apartment (he was the killer), even though they ended up buying them in packages. And none of that belonged to his wife.