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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Dont worry, its now a protein shake. Dad’s gonna love it.
Better then not seeing it.
The road to Urgent Care is paved with good intentions.
The “joys” of parenthood.
Its a combo of Mc cafe with MC nuggets
Hang in there, you’ve got this!
So frickin gross lol bless that baby’s heart haha
Kids are fucking disgusting. I will never understand why people actually want them
Why is the child a caveman?
Yeet the baby
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Even if the nugget wasn’t there, you’d stil have a spitpresso, 20% freshly farmed toddler spit
I’ll admit that I didn’t look at which sub I was browsing, and I fully expected the baby to spit an Eminem freestyle instead.
I may need to go back to sleep.
And people wonder why there are less people having kids. I think this story is enough to stop me from ever having kids.
First time?
drink it anyway and thank the child for their help. suggest that next time they should see how much better it works when they don’t have food in their mouth.
The real question is, did he drink it to spare the kid’s feelings?
Mix it up, quick. He doesn’t need to know the secret ingredient
It’s the thought that counts
My dad would let me blow on his coffee but I had to take a drink of water first 😂
My 5 year old helped fix my morning coffee the other day. Put in the cream and sugar and wazzed it with the frother. As she finished this beautiful cup of coffee, she proceeded to sneeze right into it….lol.
🤣
If he didn’t see that coming it’s not just the kid that’s fucking stupid.
My 8 year old nephew got a doughnut maker for Christmas, turns out I’m allergic to doughnuts, wash your filthy hands.
That is why a child under 17 will not blow or handle my food/drink! No thanks 🙂
This clearly not an act of malice but absolutely GROSS, this kid was trying to do something nice but I wouldn’t trust a child to blow their children breath on my food or drink
I burst out laughing 🤣🤣
Anyway the child was trying to help, they even offered chicken to go with the coffee, that should be appreciated, what a thoughtful child 👌
I’m more terrified of what the kid said before he spit into it.
Be fucking grateful wtf
And you scoop it out and drink your coffee like a real dad .
This isn’t stupid it’s a learned behavior. The kid wants to blow on something hot the way they’ve seen adults do it for them. Kid just has unrefined skills.