That alone could be his new full-time job.

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So, like Marge’s threat, he’s potentially hiding sex crimes within’ the “Party of Family Values”….

So everyone who votes not to release the report is telling us they are one.

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The United States has devolved into a reality tv show about the Daycare Years of The Jersey Shore…

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Can you imagine if this administration imploded before ever taking power?

You promise this time?

It would be easier to just name the three that haven’t assaulted anyone.

“Yea I might be garbage but so are all these other guys!” Jesus fuck

Anything but that! /s

Calling his bluff

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So they all just know about each other but don’t normally say anything, eh?

emptyG threat. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)

So he admits it, and uses blackmail to keep it private.
Hey, keep voting Red folks

I can see we’ve all got our hopes up sky here so allow me to pee in the punch bowl. Nothing is going to happen. Literally actually totally completely nothing. Zero.

Whatever. 🥱 Call me when something of actual significance happens

I’ll double dog dare you.

don’t threaten me with a good time

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….. good

Do it, you fucking coward!

god fearing now gaetz fearing. line forms on the ..Right!!

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Please do this. Yes. Make this happen. Out all of them. Why is this a bad thing? MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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Sounds like a win-win situation to me

As usual, Democrats would totally be fine sacrificing some of their own if it means all of them get expelled from Congress.

Didn’t MTG already make this empty threat? He won’t do shit

Guys, we don’t want this to happen. They’ll brand him a class traitor to the elites and toss him in with Luigi. 

LUIGI DOES NOT DESERVE THAT. 

Free Luigi.

Oh no stop don’t.

Oh no. Please. Don’t.

I vote this happens. Let it all come out.

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Ok good let’s get this ball rolling

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

So, then, he’s also saying that he won’t disclose the sexual misconduct of Republicans except in retribution.

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So there are more? Color me surprised…not

Merry Christmas, everyone!!!!!!!

From your lips Mattie-Boi

You’re welcome!

Ok. Go for it. lol

What was it it Palpatine said?

“yes, Yes, YESSSSSSSSS!”

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I see no downside here. Next question!

Wait, so he’s aware of others in Congress that have committed sex crimes but isn’t disclosing them? So he’s a piece of shit on two fronts by not exposing them and an only willing to do so when it’s in his best interest. ETR.

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Call everyone out. Don’t care what party. Expose them all.

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Matt. Sounds like a win-win. 

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