Thatโs funny because itโs 100% true (when it happens to me).
sirwaich
2 months ago
give it to us raw and wriggling
Comrade_Compadre
2 months ago
It has been erected!
itzlxset
2 months ago
A promise is a promise
AwkwardSegway
2 months ago
What about breakfast?
SbMSU
2 months ago

Druxun
2 months ago

icelawlz
2 months ago
You have no power here.
2ndL
2 months ago
“Bring up the Wolf’s Head!”
sirwaich
2 months ago
The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep !
WHAT SAY YOU ?
Sagzmir
2 months ago
Your wife

Infamous-Impress1788
2 months ago
โWhat say you?โ
SteelFeline
2 months ago
Lmfao this is sooooo good!
FlyingDiscsandJams
2 months ago
Truly original funny content is gold, cheers
Nervous_Classic4443
2 months ago
“One does not simply walk into the morning without a promise kept.”
hannahbellee
2 months ago
Bring wood and oil
Away-Construction-98
2 months ago
Me IRL
Mojojojo3030
2 months ago
Lol there’s already an oath to fulfill and gripe over
doofnoobler
2 months ago
Its never in the morning. Its a lie. A LIE!!
CatharticWail
2 months ago
Haha fake, any actual married person knows the second half of that first sentence was made up! ๐๐
Strange-Building6304
2 months ago
My ex-wife never wanted to do it at night she always wanted to do it in the morning, I always wanted to do it at night and never had any desire to do anything but sleep in the morning…for some reason we never made it…lol
*”Let this be the hour when I draw my sword” …*your husband probably
The way is shut.

Thatโs funny because itโs 100% true (when it happens to me).
give it to us raw and wriggling
It has been erected!
A promise is a promise
What about breakfast?


You have no power here.
“Bring up the Wolf’s Head!”
The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep !
WHAT SAY YOU ?
Your wife

โWhat say you?โ
Lmfao this is sooooo good!
Truly original funny content is gold, cheers
“One does not simply walk into the morning without a promise kept.”
Bring wood and oil
Me IRL
Lol there’s already an oath to fulfill and gripe over
Its never in the morning. Its a lie. A LIE!!
Haha fake, any actual married person knows the second half of that first sentence was made up! ๐๐
My ex-wife never wanted to do it at night she always wanted to do it in the morning, I always wanted to do it at night and never had any desire to do anything but sleep in the morning…for some reason we never made it…lol
Yes.
But I am definitely NOT suffering. ๐
GROND!
Haha

Her
Call me grond im about to bust
