That line was broken!

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*”Let this be the hour when I draw my sword” …*your husband probably

The way is shut.

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Thatโ€™s funny because itโ€™s 100% true (when it happens to me).

give it to us raw and wriggling

It has been erected!

A promise is a promise

What about breakfast?

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You have no power here.

“Bring up the Wolf’s Head!”

The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep !
WHAT SAY YOU ?

Your wife

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โ€œWhat say you?โ€

Lmfao this is sooooo good!

Truly original funny content is gold, cheers

“One does not simply walk into the morning without a promise kept.”

Bring wood and oil

Me IRL

Lol there’s already an oath to fulfill and gripe over

Its never in the morning. Its a lie. A LIE!!

Haha fake, any actual married person knows the second half of that first sentence was made up! ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

My ex-wife never wanted to do it at night she always wanted to do it in the morning, I always wanted to do it at night and never had any desire to do anything but sleep in the morning…for some reason we never made it…lol

Yes.

But I am definitely NOT suffering. ๐Ÿ˜Š

GROND!

Haha

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Her

Call me grond im about to bust

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