That portrait Trump definitely doesn’t want people to look at and has been ranting about
Tuesday, 25 Mar 2025
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Oh my God, it’s Bobby Hill
He actually looks normal there. Definitely not representative of his true appearance.
The irony is that, given the fact that he is an orange blob whose hate has aged him like milk in real life, this is actually quite a flattering interpretation
He looks like Shane Gillis cosplaying as Trump.
It looks like they blended him with Vance
It’s not a great painting but it’s not unflattering either. I expected it to make him look evil or use like bright orange paint.
Needs more orange. And less hair.
Horrible picture. It doesn’t do his neckgina justice at all.
“Nobody likes a bad picture or painting of themselves, but the one in Colorado, in the State Capitol, put up by the Governor, along with all other Presidents, was purposefully distorted to a level that even I, perhaps, have never seen before. The artist also did President Obama, and he looks wonderful, but the one on me is truly the worst. She must have lost her talent as she got older. In any event, I would much prefer not having a picture than having this one, but many people from Colorado have called and written to complain. In fact, they are actually angry about it! I am speaking on their behalf to the Radical Left Governor, Jared Polis, who is extremely weak on Crime, in particular with respect to Tren de Aragua, which practically took over Aurora (Don’t worry, we saved it!), to take it down. Jared should be ashamed of himself!”
*goes on to post pics of himself he likes*
That guy is so fucking disgusting, no amount of artistic license can polish that orange turd .
Needs more orange and about 50 more lbs
This painting makes him look like a normal person and at least 30 years younger
They should have accentuated his vagina neck more
What’s the matter with it? It doesn’t even show his neck wattles.
He looks like that old school 1800s Bobby hill cat painting, but somehow less flattering.
This portrait is perfectly normal and fine. What is he so mad about? He doesn’t look great, sure, but it’s not something to be so angry about.
Looks like the guy who played Lutz on 30 Rock.
Is this one from putin? 🤔
Not orange enough. “I love orange, it’s my favorite color, favorite fruit, it’s wonderful. We need a dash of raw ochre, right there, right in the middle there, it’s wonderful. A great portrait, maybe the greatest of all time, no one’s seen anything like it. Barack Hussain Obama, we talked on the phone, he burst into tears, he said he’s never seen anything like it, no one has. The best portrait… in history… in history, right there next to George Washington. The best.”
Not fat enough. Not orange enough. Hair too normal looking.
Needs more orange.
Looks like he’s been drinking a lot of milk
*I* don’t wanna look at it. I understand his concern for the rest of us.
He looks like Tim Allen when he’s starting to change into Santa Claus
He looks like an 80 year old toddler.
He looks as inbred as JD Vance in that portrait.
I see a lot of Lindsay Graham here. Lol.
Wait until you see the the other portrait in the attic looking more happy and youthful every day
I kinda don’t get it. He looks way better in the painting than in real life. I’m guessing the artist is a “far left lunatic” or a “nasty woman” or something like that
Only time his big yap is closed 😄 That’s why ilhe looks different 😂🤣
Chubby Cheeto