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Anonymous, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to release Elongated Muskrat’s DM’s. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.

# Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.

Sadly is a DDoS attack and no one is trying (as far as we know) to get into the system.

The current attack doesn’t allow for that type of data access.

Release “anyone’s” DMs would be hilarious

I really want to know if trump ordered epstein killed.

They won’t because the hack was staged by Elon to sway public opinion against ukraine

Anonymous, if you’re listening, thank you for coming on board.

One will say ‘Glad to have you come run our country Vladimir Putin’ and his supporters will clap. Bunch of manipulated morons.

I don’t understand how everyone is convinced this is really “anonymous”. Seems like wish casting, waiting for a mythical savior when no one is coming to save us

$20 says he uses signal or similar app for that.

That would be a coup de grace. A most excellent idea!

Hey Anon
release the Epstein and Diddy Files.

Might ruin their court proceding but imagine the public as they see these public fihures true colors

Would it even matter? This moron could be sending dick pics to Putin and nothing would change. Nothing matters anymore.

That’s not how hacking works. What was done is a completely different type of attack.

It’s not that kind of hack, it’s like a crowd of people standing in front of your door so nobody you want can get in

They are still not checking out your fridge.

Wait what’d I miss??

Did they actually hack Twitter? I thought it was just a DDOS?

unfortunately they way they took down the site, doesn’t give them access to anything like that. It was basically a bunch of requests to access the site, so many that it overloads the servers. I mean there is a lot more to it than that, but that’s the eli5 version. Not all hacking is finding your way into a sytem to extract data, in fact that is one of the least common types.

Oh please. We already know his DMs would involve shitty erp as a baby furry. Nobody wants to see that.

Thank god for Anonymous!

the fact that “they” didn’t might be a sign that it’s some sort of false-flag…

ddossing doesn’t give you access to dms

I’m afraid of how dumb they would be.

Ya do some Elliot stuff!

Or maybe replace all his shit with pictures of The Adjuster

While your at it leak the Epstein files pls

It wouldn’t matter. People have been given every opportunity to change their minds.

Why not just make his AI do it?

You know someone in his circle <wants to>

I could use a laugh in these trying times.

Did I miss something? Did his DMs get hacked? All I heard was xitter got attacked and was down for a bit.

wait, these guys do more than make vague threats every once in a while

isn’t anonymous right wing now days?

Honestly, Elon’s DMs are the last I’d ever want to see.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I’d forgotten about anonymous… I’m surprised they haven’t done anything with trump/Elon

Or is it perhaps a rouge

And also delete my student loans please

Billionaires should not exist.

Not your personal army

I got banned from therewasanattempt because I said asian people have amazing poker faces. Apparently it was racist. My wife is thai. Now I gotta tell her I’m racist against her. My bbf is thai. Gotta tell him too… and my close chinese friends, and my Vietnamese friends, and my Mexican thai friends, and my Korean friends, and all the restaurants in Alhambra where they know me by fucking name and feed me special kitchen only food that isn’t on the menu. I gotta tell em all I’m racist against Asians apparently.

Please do what I want!

-Reddit

Edit: Ad the standard reddit thoughts and prayers but worded another way.

Imagine thinking Anonymous did this. 🤣🤣🤣

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