That Would Be Nice.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
Exclusive insights, data, and analysis for financial market experts.
Search
Have an existing account?
Sign In
What do you think will be written on your shell casings?
I’d ask him why he has all that money and still has the face of an old lady/lizard hybrid
“Whats that smell? It smells like something that crawled out of Trump’s rect… oh hi Elon”
Bold to assume I’d ask him anything.
“He just fell over onto my knitting needles, officer.”
“Fifteen times?”
“Yes, officer. Fifteen times.”
Does this gun barrel look clean to you?
Why haven’t you hired a personal trainer?
Why don’t you use PIV to conceive like the rest of us?
I’d ask if he’s so against gender affirming care why he magically has hair now?
Can he please just die of a fucking ketamine OD already?
I’d ask “Hey, you’re Elon Musk, right?” When he inevitably says yes, I’d ask “Can you die soon? The world would be a better place without you.”.
“Why are you a billionaire, but not Batman yet? Do you need me to kill your parents?”
For legal purposes, this is a joke
Honestly, the most effective one would be something like “Sorry, am i supposed to know who you are?”
Why did you turn into that which you hate the most,your father and how do you feel knowing you perpetuated that cycle and your kids will probably grow up to feel the same about you?
If spitting in his face was asking, that’s what I’d ask.
Have you considered therapy? You have everything necessary to live your best life, and you are throwing it all away.
Was is easy being “self made” with dad’s initial investment and money backing?
You are already the richest man in the world. Why not being kind?
Nothing. I’d find a new seat.
Can I speak to your supervisor?
Is it true SpaceX has a whole team of people assigned to giving you nonsense busy work whenever you show up there so you don’t screw up actually important decisions?
Coz I heard that. And I believe it, too.
Where’s your boyfriend?
What’s that smell?
Who’s your favourite character to play in Mario Kart? Most people seem to like Yoshi but I prefer Luigi
Go back to your country
What up Leon?
I’d ask him why he is such a douche canoe?
Please go to Mars, alone.
why don’t you just fuck off?
Good day, Mrs trump.