The absolute G.O.A.T
Wednesday, 26 Mar 2025
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You may think you’re a big Death Stranding fan, but you will never be on his level.
Yessssss keep traumatizing him with our fucked up society we get better games that way
Bro is actually going insane
Last week I went to this place where there were a lot of people crying and it was all really sad. But these dumb folks put the body in a box, so I ran up there and got the body out of the box. I had to fight a few of them, though. Luckily for everyone there I succeeded and was able to throw the body into the incenerator.
(Starts calming the bag down)
Does this count of method writing? Like method acting
And this right here is why I love Death Stranding. The creator perfectly encapsulates what the not too distant future is going to be, and metaphorically bringing that world together, thus bringing us together before it’s too late.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it “the terminator”. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
OMG I do this with my canteen. 💜💜💜💜
The guy who made the death stranding: “I’m getting death stranding vibes from this empty mall.”
I love how he is a fanboy for his own craft.
Guys, maybe Kojima just wants to be a dad
We truly live in a society.
I love this guy .
Well that sounds kind of adorable.
Kojima can be such a dork. I like it.
I love Kojima he genuinely doesn’t give a fuck.
that’s not death stranding… it’s something way worse… it’s capitalism
“I often do this”
Ngl this post singlehandedly convinced me to play the next death stranding game lmao
Life would be better if everyone was as much of a giant nerd as Kojimbo is.
“I often do this.” lol
Welcome to Japan
I can’t tell if he’s shit posting or losing his mind
“Then I started to pee on the floor in the hope of producing mushrooms. I often do this.”
He’s planning as we speak how to cause the death stranding
“Japanese man experiences the consequences of capitalism they once wrote about and they struggle to make it emotionally relatable in their daily life.”
that means its all free for 5min