The Buttcrack Poser
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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This set of photos killed me. Legend.
I mean I understand the pants slip down, happens to all men. But I immediately pull them up cos of the wind, the real question is: HOW DO THESE PEOPLE NOT FEEL THE BREEZE BRO? Haha.
Ass Crack Bandit would love this place
The funny thing about magic the gathering is that everyone who plays is EXACTLY what you expect am MTG player to look like or the farthest thing from it, with no inbetween. I go to my lgs and there’s 3 fat guys, 1 incredibly attractive goth girl, 1 fit middle aged guy, then an old guy
for those that weren’t around, this guy and these buttcracks were the highest upvoted post on reddit for a very long time
His serious face cracks me up
But they didn’t ban the people who can’t dress properly?
A card was recently designed in his honor for the newest set
I remember being the top post in 2012-2013ish, I think.
Yes, he is a legend.
He was the hero we needed in dire times.
The smell is probably worse tbh. You ever wonder /why/ Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments got hygeine requirements?
I like how he must have done this so much that it got everybody’s attention, and the response was “Well it can’t be *us* who are the problem”
I remember when he posted these pictures on reddit. At least I think so. I know it was like 20 pictures and he was in the comments talking about it.
Back in the day when you had to go to imgur to see photos on reddit. Damn now I feel old.
Must’ve been a plumber’s assistant previously
Doing the lords work
The O.G. 🙏
I think this guy should be in line for a kingship or something.
He was unbanned when his suspension expired and he posted an update pic
One of the greatest things the internet ever produced
crack is whack
Could you imagine the reaction if he did this with women? These are literally just invasive, weird creepshots. No different than photographing women on the beach in bikinis and posting them online without their consent.
People think that bullying and humiliating people online is acceptable if the victims are overweight. It’s really fucked. And these are the same people who wax poetic about the importance of mental health and stopping bullying.
The fallen Hero who couldn’t get up again.
I know it smells crazy in there
I follow him on instagram, he’s poppin
Pre-Malone
Good ole Crack Gate
I learned when I was younger the terror of plumber crack. Thanks 9th grade football coach for the Plumber’s Crack Wrench “award”
I adopted wearing two shirts at all times.
I now also wear suspenders all the time.
My crack is for only me to see.
I still hit his pose whenever I take a pic showing off something behind me
a fine appreciator of buttcracks. love it =)
No, this is not a wardrobe malfunction. These are people who don’t buy/wear their pants properly around their waist. They wear it on their hips and thus their belly pushes down their pants when they sit. -Professional Fat Person.
This guy used to live in my city. He was a regular at a local bar and I have a picture of him and one of my friends hitting this pose.
Still a legend in our community!
I am glad he got banned. These people are here to compete their hearts out and you are trying to make jokes of them.