The checklist of sins I had to fill out for Confession
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Whew…..thought murder would be on there, lucked out.
Firecracker blasting. The more I read this, the more I think it’s just a long list of things that annoyed some priest and he kept a notebook.
Just check every one of them off and proudly tell them you completed the checklist
There are a lot of things I don’t understand here but one sticks out: what does performing rituals while measuring ground means?
sorry father i was busy with magical hypnosis and dream interpretation this weekend. am i going to hell for eternity
Here is the second page https://imgur.com/a/XAtMMKq
For the love of all that is holy please tell me you did not wear red-dotted attire.
Who goes around urinating while walking, day or night?
SINS AGAINST THE VIRTUE OF HOPE would be a metal name for a metal band
I don’t remember telekinesis being a sin…
Sorry Father for I have levitated.
How the fuck is “involuntary doubt” a sin? What am I supposed to do to stop involuntary doubt?
You get a checklist?
> … had to …
You know that religion is completely voluntary, don’t you?
What kind of crazy sect is this from? I was born and brought up Roman Catholic and never saw anything like this batshit crazy stuff.
Two wakes in one day? Crawling under a coffin?
I love how the sin of Atheism is included, seems unlikely any Atheist would be filling out this form.
I can’t even handle reading the list! What kind of cult tells you it’s a SIN to question anything. To have doubts. To be human. I can’t imagine how people devote their whole being to this.
God seems so bloody *needy*.
Isn’t this page only for the first commandment? Aren’t there something like nine more pages?
“Sweeping the floor at night is not allowed” is a sin. So, does it mean that one should always be sweeping the floor when it is night?
Just cross out the title and write “bucket list” instead. On all the forms. Then leave them near the door.
What the heck is the sin on new year relating to 13 candles and round fruits?
I don’t even know what that’s referencing. I’ve never heard of any unholy new year tradition requiring round fruit. If I do it with a banana, though, it’s fine?
That’s honestly a wild list and the Catholic Church doesn’t actually recognize many of these things as sins. E.g. using a knife during Holy Week is not a sin. Whoever gave you this sheet is wild. Unless it’s saying doing those things out of superstition is the sin? In which case, you could just list “following superstitions” and give some examples.
You’re in a cult
This is the most insane list i’ve ever read lmao
As an atheist, I have SO MANY questions.
Firstly, which are ones you must do and which are ones you must not so, because that’s not always clear. No bathing during marriage???
I didn’t know I needed a dotted red shirt but I guess I do now.
“Sweeping the floor at night is not allowed”
Imagine ending up in purgatory and you talk to another spirit who’s there because he spilled flour past bedtime and cleaned up after himself
I genuinely can’t believe people chose to live their lives like this
I’m a Christian but this sounds to me like thought control
It is strange to me that people would see such a list and not immediately become an atheist.
Weird how they don’t have diddling kids
I’m unsure whether I have partook in any doubt, voluntarily or involuntarily?
Basically the sin of having cultural traditions.
it’s almost as if this religion business were nothing but a big load of old cock and bullshit or something
This would be interesting if I saw some check marks lol
Wow, this is the exact same list they used to wipe paganism from the world a few hundred years ago. Something with witches too.
Also: your guide to doctrines promising fluffy clouds and playing harp in coloured clothes as long as they’re white, or eternal marshmallow feasts, where you are probably a marshmallow often.
Good luck, humans.
No way this is approved by the Catholic Church
This is psychotic.
Before you partake in our ritual, which is the only correct ritual, have you done any of these other rituals?
Much of this stuff is so minor that it makes you wonder why an all powerful God would be threatened by it
Absolute nonsense.
Religion is a cult.
Y’all religious folks are all batshit lmao
This isn’t Catholic btw, they don’t provide a checklist.
The devil was an angel first… Check them all ✅
Did research and figured it out. It’s a Pentecostal church in the Philippines.
But why?
“Oh Father, strap in for this one as we are very much going off-list today”
Feels like a sin menu, I’ll take the involuntary doubt… the telekineses is fun… but you’ll pay for it later