The child must not be an obstacle
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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He just wants to make sure you kick-start his kids villain arc
He sounds like a dark wizard that tells his henchmen to steal a McGuffin from the teenage protagonist.
He just wants you to make sure his kid is not crawling around on the lawn
I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice…
The grass must be cut, no matter the cost.
Google translate
That’s a parenting pro tip right thereÂ
Lol
Palpatinsky
2 out of 2 good people. That’s a rarity.
Wish more parents across the whole Earth would make this their own personal philosophy.
Jak on by musiaÅ‚ to napisać żeby wyszÅ‚o co wyszÅ‚o? “Dziecko nie może być przeszkodÄ…”?
that sounds awfully german
He said we wouldn’t reach financial stability on account of our obstacles.
Huh, I remember a YouTube short that said the exact same [here](https://youtu.be/qm9dQXaV1_c?si=-uOIx8S8jNP4Gt7E)
Yeah. It’s really messy to clean up if you find a kid as an obstacle while mowing.
My mother was like this hence the sound of vacuums make me sleepy and trains as we lived near the tracks and a freight train would roll by about 10pm every night
If he cries, he cries. -Ivan Drago
Holy crap the other perspective!
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Policy for life
That sentence isn’t new MKBHD said it first.
Like….. like for the mower?
I once heard an Amtrak quiet car passenger yell, “Silence the baby” when an infant dared cry in the quiet car. I still say it to myself just for laughs, cos, that’s an absurdly funny sentence.
Proceed
AMusing.
Me when I drive a semi truck into a school
I want a neighbour like this