The fine specimen of a man who ran American foreign policy for about 50 years

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I have to check my dog for these every time we go in the woods.

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“Once youā€™ve been to Cambodia, youā€™ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia ā€“ the fruits of his genius for statesmanship ā€“ and you will never understand why heā€™s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to MiloÅ”ević.”

Anthony Bourdain

The world got another fine public toilet with his grave.

At least he wonā€™t be cold this winter.

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Not a drop of respect for that motherfucker.

I’m going to say something that’s probably going to be very controversial, but of all of the things to criticize Kissinger on, I feel like his appearance is kinda low on the list. I feel like the whole human rights violations, warmongering, and corruption would be more prominent.

That’s not fat. It’s manifested evil.

Welp it’s that time again:

Fuck Henry Kissinger

Heā€™s from the same mould they used to make the Danny DeVito penguin.

War criminal

I am doctor Henry Killinger … und this is mein magic murder bag

Who is this? Baron Harkonnen?

I remember when he dropped his glasses in the toilet.

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~~Fun~~ Fact: When Kissinger would go poop, heā€™d tell people he was going to ā€œgo bomb Vietnamā€

Fuck you, Henry Kissinger.

Kissinger has a lot of blood on his hands

“He’s got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher”.

Every day that war criminals grave goes without getting pissed on is a wasted day.

It looks like heā€™s wearing 10 bullet proof vests

I hope that anthony bourdain is beating the shit out of this guy right now.

Rest in piss bozo

As perfect an example of a war criminal as you will ever see. The dead of Cambodia and Chile will never rest.

Never heard 50 years before. Next time go for an even 100 Iā€™m sure Reddit will still believe it.

He looks like a Vogon because he was a Vogon.

I’ll bet his poetry was off the charts repugnant as well.

(Look it up)

No one can know that he dropped his glasses in the toilet. Not he, who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.

Kissinger was a monster. Also, i secretly think he’s a spheron from spheron 1 secretly come back in time to stop the earthican invasion on november 26 3000.

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Body of the penguin

Henry Kissinger, how I’m missin’ ya,

You’re the doctor of my dreams.

With that crinkly hair and that glassy stare

And those Machiavellian schemes

All right, so people say that you don’t care…

But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler

And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger, how I’m missin’ ya

and wishing you were here! (M. Python)

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