The future of making passwords
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Make sure not to reuse passwords or write them down anywhere. It must be changed weekly.
And we’ll still make you click pictures of bicycles.
Meanwhile there are other sites that are like
“it can’t be more than 16 characters and you can only use these 4 special characters”
𓁝IHaveDiscoveredATrulyMarvelousProofOfFermatsLastTheoremButThis PasswordIsTooSmallToContainIt𓃢𒈳𒈴𒈵𒈶𒈷𒈸𒈹𒈺𒈻𓁀123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890
Now, do it every 60 days. And it can’t be the same as the last 10 passwords.
Cool, now I just need to borrow Indiana Jones.
If you manage to make your password that includes Fermat’s Last Theorem’s solution a word, you deserve that password
I mean, I’m still going to use auto-generated passwords and a keychain. This would not affect me.
I love when they ask for special characters and then you put / and it suddenly gets really pissed at you
You asked for this, stop complaining
This reminds me of the password game:
https://neal.fun/password-game/
And the blood of a virgin.
At least I know which Babylonian text I’ll use. That dumb copper merchant will get another earful
We need fart recognition to allow you access. Will you allow us to sniff your diet online?
Tech bros are gimps that deserve to be whipped and chained into the submission of their own development. Tarred. Feather. Absolutely humiliated. I am saying this on their platform as they rape mineral mines of data.
Reddit is run by the CIA. Look it up. I hope Luigi gets free to rid us of more of these vermin.
Thank you for purchasing a watermelon. Please log into the app store and download the app Watermelonly to set up an account in order to enjoy your watermelon today!
“This password is already being used by xXDemonLord777Xx”
Your password must exist and not exist at the same time.
Password straight: weak
No language has a word 732 characters long so second sentence if superfluous!
Must not contain and real worlds in any known language.
1234 right out the window
Password123
Let me get on writing the regex to verify that.
Can we just make it all biometric at this point? I don’t care anyone.
I’ve seen the solution to Fermat’s last theorem. It’s about 200 pages long.
A quantum computer in the hands of a rogue actor will still skullfuck that password inside an hour.
Holy crap, for whatever reason I’m known as the computer tech guy at work because I’m slightly anal about good formatting in my emails.
I get pulled to help people, some of whom have been here for years, log in and invariably they make their P∆$sW0r®D§ so complicated that they have to refer to a well worn piece of paper they keep in their wallet after failing several attempts to log in.
All this just to check their schedule.
We already have client certs. Your password is 256 characters (2048 bit/8) of hex characters and in RSA.
My company for sure
This is why my password is the lyrics of “Walk Like an Egyptian” in emoji.
Real
That’s just the captcha
ben white seems a lot smarter than I gave him credit for in the past
# CANNOT USE OLD PASSWORD
Me using passkey:
My banking app logged me out and told me it wouldn’t accept my biometrics for login, and to sign back in and turn on biometric login again. I thought, that’s so ass backwards what the hell? Isn’t biometric the most secure way to sign in to anything? Stupid.
On our end, we do our outmost to keep your password secure, such as storing it unencrypted in a SQL database where all users have admin access.