the joys of finding a career!

WTF are they making back in the kitchen at Smokie Mo’s that they’re looking for people with degrees in Biomedical Sciences?!


It’s an automated message. It’s very annoying. Anytime you click on a candidate’s name as a possibility, Indeed sends that message and fills in your degree itself. Also, sends automated rejection emails. It’s very frustrating when you are searching for employees. I guarantee you Sam had no idea you had a degree or that it was in Biomedical Sciences. He just saw that you had experience, put you in his short list and Indeed sent you that message.

When I got garbage worker and dishwasher after 4 months of unemployment I cried

I assume this is automated, because if not, the recruiter messaging this is batshit stupid.

Yeah, indeed is absolute garbage no matter what you do.

I had several recruiters message trying to talk me into accepting a job working on some random piece of mining equipment I’ve literally never heard of because industrial mechanical work is close enough or something, and getting upset when I kept turning it down.

Sure I could probably figure it out eventually, but taking a 35% pay cut to move from Mobile Alabama to someplace in the mountains of Utah is an awful big gamble for negative reward. And sticking your hands in something called a “crusher” that you have no clue about doesn’t seem like the brightest idea, either.

I’m a 30 year IT professional, BS in computer science, MBA, currently a Director of mergers and acquisitions at a Fortune 500 company.

I get emails and phone calls nearly every day from recruiters about entry level, short term contract jobs. Some not even in my industry.

The state of professional recruiting is absolutely pathetic. AI will literally make things 100x better, and the humans will complain about their jobs being taken by more competent AIs

That’s gonna be some really special sauce!

I mean, how good is the employee discount?

The competition omg

I’m still laughing I’m so sorry this is so funny

I can’t drive and wanted full time, made sure those were definites for the listings I wanted to see. The amount of messages saying they were “perfect” for me, advertising part-time delivery drivers was insane.

🎶One day while I was eating beans at ***Smokey Mo’s bar and grill***🎶

I hate that I laughed but this is such a perfect portrait of what this country is, I couldn’t help myself! 

Jessie it’s time to cook

I know it’s just a ridiculous automated message but it’s still concerning as I’m just about to start my degree in Biomedical Sciences

Boomers: No one wants to work these days!!

This shit: