The Kevlar Kid.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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If his dumb ass thinks that eliminating thousands of jobs and shuttering government agencies on a whim and then gleefully posting about on Xhitter won’t have consequences from people who will lose everything… then he’s even dumber than we give him credit for.
Honestly, fuck Elon for this. He has never given any sign that he cares about his children and all of a sudden, when the threat of danger is real, he brings out his kid as essentially a bullet cushion to deter any would-be assassins.
I’m not saying that I want him to be assassinated, but all he is doing here is putting his child in danger. He *knows* he’s a target and here he is putting a child in harm’s way when the responsible thing to do would be to leave the kid out of this.
Odd he hung out with Trump on Thanksgiving rather than any of his dozen kids. And suddenly one shows up. Go figure…🤔
Ablative offspring. Discarded after taking a hit.
“I have a question for the child, where are your dad’s blind spots?”
“Heavy sleeper your dad?”
Every day I’m surprised by the depths of his villainy
There’s a lot of people out there who do not care that he’s next to a kid. Just saying
Guarantee he couldn’t tell you the kid’s name
I hate Vivek’s hair so fucking much.
He’s trying to play the “Please don’t kill me, I have a kid” card.
I’m thinking that after peddling fear, right wing mouthpieces are now saying everyone should just get along. Trump became a little gun shy after his assassination attempt. Promoting hate and ripping off the public may not be as fun as they think.
The kid is a detail
That fucking moonface circle he calls a head!
I imagine Elon saying:
“Bro, you wouldn’t like, Batman this kid right now, would you?”
lmaooo
It does seem like all top executives are actually afraid of getting clapped up. Have they tried not being evil?
Just when I think he couldn’t be any dumber, he goes and pulls a stunt like this…
And what’s the percentage of veterans working in federal government civilian jobs right now? I guarantee it’s a lot, Elon…
Hey kid. you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
There’s a subreddit that tracks his plane movements. An afternoon at the gun range and a visit to the eye doctor should make you a decent enough marksman. Just saying.
Deny defend depose.
do like black mamba and tell lil man to come find me when he’s older if he tryna get revenge.
JFK was killed with his wife right beside him.
The determined don’t care about family members.
What’s the kid’s name?
I guess we’re supposed to see him as a “dad” or a “family man” now? Dickhead’s got 11 kids by 3 different women, all of whom he cheated on and divorced. His one daughter won’t even speak to him anymore. He’s made it clear that he thinks people should have more children so that there are enough “workers” for billionaires to use at their whim. Only the weak minded are fooled by his bullshit but I guess, as our last election indicated, there are far too many weak minded folks in this country who think if you’re monetarily rich you are above the rest of us.
Might be cynical protection attempt but even that is still more attention that child will receive from his father that he otherwise wouldn’t so I have to rank it as a net positive
Just once I wanna see a journalist call him out and see if he actually can name his 12 children.
bet he barely knows that kid’s name
He’s a POS
He’s using him as a shield
More kids were shot this week than CEOs… just saying
I’m so torn on how to react to this post because on the one hand I want to upvote the info but on other I want to downvote Elon.
TO paraphrase from Kill Bill: “Just because you knocked up someone don’t change anything.” You’re still scum, Elon
Vivek has fun hair. Very Prince of all Saiyans.
If hes shot in front of his kid we might get batman. So maybe its not all bad
If I were a person dead set on eliminating a person like him(which I’m not), his dumbass child isn’t stopping shit.
This fucling idiot is hated by all his children. Anyone who is going to take acti9n wga8nst him knows that. If a person is so committed to do something like that, his kid isn’t stopping it.
Thousands of children aware being killed by Israel and Russia every day. Its terrible, but if one or two has to suffer the same fate to save the majority, thays where we’re at now. Its disgusting
“Tactical Child”
I really don’t give a shit what an illegal immigrant thinks about our country.