The night my husband made burgers for the first time. He set off the fire alarm 4 times.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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simultaneously burnt and raw is an amazing feat. he must’ve had the heat set to Satan’s asshole
How
How??? Do you even do this????
My god it’s simple .. how tf does one burn the outside and not cook the inside?
r/FoodCrimes
How did he manage to completely burn the outside edges while the inside is still raw? True talent right there lol…how’d they taste? Now for the true test of commitment- did you tell him the truth or did you eat them and tell him he did a good job?
“Cook at 2000° for 10 seconds until edges are done but nothing else is. Ooooh a recipe I can handle!”
Genuinely wtf did he do? This feels horribly incompetent. I genuinely don’t know how someone can fuck up burgers ***this*** fucking bad.
Either he’s an helpless buffoon, or he’s faking incompetence to get out of cooking.
That’s bad.
and then he had the nerve to have 3 more off to the side.
how the fuck do grown men nowadays not know how to cook anything
How on Earth have we spent billions in top tier labs trying to discover fusion power when this man did it on your stove?
I wouldn’t call that food anymore
The lack of life skills is embarrassing
Bro does your stove go up to fucking 900 degrees or some shit? How could he have POSSIBLY gotten it THAT hot???
You don’t have children together yet, right?
How
I don’t believe someone of legal marrying age both hadn’t cooked a burger/couldn’t wing it better than this.
It’s insane to look at.
This man just wants you to be the cook of the family and purposely did this shit
There’s no other explanation
This picture is in the dictionary under “weaponized incompetence”
That poor alarm.
How is that even physically possible?
Is he restarted?
Didnt know you can marry a 10 year old.
Is your husband also your 10 year old nephew?
Is he 6 years old?
“Dinner is done before that particular alarm goes off.”
– Ron White
Incredible that you let there be a 2nd time.
For the first time?
How old is he? 12?
You married down