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Douchebag brain
If the heart says what the brain just thought, it’s a whole different, darker story
also brain:
“what sleep? remember that cringe thing you did years ago?”
Brain: this is a great misconception. I’m active even when you’re asleep. It’s your body that needs me to take breaks so it can restore itself.
say what you want but his telling the truth
Tail bone: I’m here in case you grow a tail
Pancreas is afraid to show his face ‘round these parts