The only thing that would be mysterious would be it’s date.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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If he dies under mysterious circumstances, it’ll be nice knowing he’s gone.
who will volunteer for this achievment
An overdose seems like a possibility
Going for the victim persecution complex AGAIN.
Vive la revolución
Well, it has not been nice knowing you.
He’s not gonna Die🙄 He’ll just get his tongue removed, shaved bald n sent to work in a deadly mine that he had no part of whatsoever.
Don’t threaten us with a good time, elon
As if anyone would wonder why
Well… we’re waiting!
I’m not going to advocate for assassinating rich CEOs…
On a completely unrelated note, my favorite Mario character is Luigi
We can only be so lucky…
Good lord. Now he’s got delusions of persecution.
I think I speak for my country when I say, we would gladly land you the guillotine for this purpose
Signed: a french guy
This is the stupidest thing he can post. Even ignoring the fact much of his wealth is stock based, he has enough money to pay 1000 private security guards one million dollars a year each for years. That would be enough to cover every single property of his several times over. And that would be enough money to motivate every single one of them to practically die for him. He’s more likely to off himself after sucking at some other online game.
Remember kids.
Billionaires in the US are outnumbered 421,000 to 1.
Those are actually really good odds………..
Foreshadowing?
From his tweet to Gods ear…
If you die under ANY circumstances, I’ll rejoice at the news.
I’d kill him in a heartbeat. And I’ve never hurt a fly. Wouldn’t hunt animals.
All of these rich fucks seem to have a persecution complex.
Listen, a problem shared is a problem halved, give me half your money and feel the stress just melt away.
He can die under any circumstances he wants to at any time he wants but like, asap please
Eta: preferably a pinata or Muammar Gaddafi type scenario if God’s taking requests
That’s wrong but I laughed anyway.
And it’ll be nice not knowing you.
Again not exactly clever
And I’ll throw a party
Sooner rather than later, preferably.
Any circumstances will do and the feeling is not mutual.
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Op have you ever heard of the unexpected hanging paradox?
Mysterious or hilarious just make it soon
When cause of death is listed as “auto-erotic asphyxiation”, the mystery will be solved.
Sir, if you die under any circumstance it was an awful experiencing sharing the planet with you.
The professional troll sounds like a pathetic drama queen these days.
Musk is paranoid but I think he pissed off some one he shouldn’t have.
Pipe dream.
Give us your money first!