The paranoia is real
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Well realistically, most people are on their phone 24/7. They definitely saw your message.
Me irl
My mind when waiting for reply . They must be plotting my demise or maybe just forgot how to use their phone …. probably both
You forgot they were in a horrific accident
I jump straight to “They’ve died and I’m the only one who has noticed and now it will be my responsability if I don’t notify the corresponding authorities”
real. Even when I try to get that thinking to stop it wants to come back.
Emotional damage!
Always going for the worst thought u can think of
I don’t text anyone and if I do i just sit at first option
I would add a step of consolation: no, it’s not me, it’s them who are assholes, screw them.
Well me literally jumping to that conclusion
Whenever I open a chat and realize I drafted a response and never sent it:
Oh crap they think I hate them.
I feel called out
Yup. 🙁
I think I live in the Matrix and it saves RAM by not loading my friends 😞
That, and also if someone just gives a few word answer I’ll jump to the same conclusion
Not hate but they definitely don’t care about you.
And they do hate lol!!
They probably got caught plowing Kelly the manager at Gamestop during their shift, got fired and now the friends are disgusted