The “real men” have been frozen solid by the cold
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Also, the people calling to annex Canada & Greenland are afraid of the cold
If you believe the reason is actually the cold, you haven’t been paying attention. The number of available hotel rooms in the DC area indicated a low turnout for his outdoor inauguration. Now, he gets to nicely hide that. Trump gets away with everything.
Lol as if Trump gives a flying fuck about the well being of his mouth breathing cultists. They’re moving it inside so there won’t be any overhead shots of what would be a minuscule crowd size. This way he can pack a building with a couple thousand rubes and call it the largest inauguration in history
That isnt why it is inside and we all know the real reason.
Remember when trump refused to honor our troops because of a little rain?
The party of snowflakes❄️always projecting. Never been real men, just the dumbest ones.
It’s actually about a report they received on surrounding hotel occupancy. The hotels are not filing up. Aka the crowd size is going to be teeny tiny like a micro penis.
Damn, I still love the pic of Bernie and his mittens
The temperature in Washington D.C. on Monday at noon will be 23°F. List of the coldest Inaugurations that were held outside:
1961 John F. Kennedy – 22°F – 8” of snow
2009 Barack Obama – 28°F – Wind chill 13°F
1977 Jimmy Carter – 28°F – Wind chill in the teens
1941 Franklin D. Roosevelt – 29°F – Wind chill 10°F
1937 Franklin D. Roosevelt – 33°F – 0.69” of freezing rain
1997 Bill Clinton – 34°F – Wind chill 27°F
2005 George W. Bush – 35°F – Wind chill 21°F – 1” of snow
Source: [US presidential inaugurations: Coldest ones on record](https://www.wbaltv.com/article/coldest-inauguration-days/63458088)
… and the stage will be packed with “**real men**” like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerburg and Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party of real men may also be worried about the wind mussing up the hair weave, or making his makeup run if it too damp.
What a shock that they said one thing and then did another. Totally out of character
Another excuse why his inauguration can’t be “uge”
My family are from the north of England, where it’s really fucking cold sometimes.
One of my grandad’s mates once wore a scarf in December and he had the piss taken out of him relentlessly from then on for being soft.
Obviously stupid macho shit but it’s hilarious how such a strong group of alpha males can’t handle a bit of cold.
Canadian here.
Aren’t they *adorable*
🤣
The dozens, and I do mean DOZENS of his fans will still be out in the cold freezing their asses off while he gives zero fucks about them.
Y’ALL. THEY CANT HAVE THE INAUGURATION OUTSIDE BECAUSE THEY CANNOT FILL 100,000 SEATS. reservations are underwhelming so far. this isn’t a weather problem! this is a “we don’t want to be embarrassed AGAIN by the low attendance photographs” problem.
The level of crybaby, snowflakes is too damn high with the maga party.
Not enough people give a shit to show up so they all fit inside
I’m from Phoenix, Arizona and even I think that’s a bitch move.
AKA THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ATTENDING.
They better get better at “warrior culture” before anybody besides Hegseth takes that trip to Alaska…
Yeah but let’s take over Canada and Greenland 🤣🤣🤣
JFK had his in the freezing cold. He didn’t even wear an overcoat.
One thing is what politicians say… Cold
Other thing is what politicians mean… Snipers
Wonder if it got so cold because whatever cosmic force you believe in is tired of getting credit for miraculously saving Trump.
Bone Spurs Con and his “toxic masculinity” crowd are weak people masking as “strong man”. They’re a bunch of cry babies.
It’s that crowd size thing again, he can pack the rotunda and say “ there was 2 million people waiting outside” live the spicer super angry “ it was the biggest crowd period”
Lol, didn’t want a DJI drone coming for him
It was probably because of the wind.
Can’t show Trump’s bald head.
“You wanted to expose the lizard men in government? THERE THEY SIT!”
They afraid they he’s going to get embarrassed by his tiny crowd? Or are they afraid this is the PERFECT target for another Luigi since it’ll be one the worlds largest gathering of billionaires?
They don’t know how to dress themselves properly. They might not look “cool” if they have to wear winter gear.
Tim Waltz called them the best way
maga full of pussies, the Bufalo Bills and the Baltimore Ravens will play outside in the snow and they never bitch about it, let that sink in 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
William Henry Harrison died from pneumonia after delivering his inauguration speech in the January cold without a hat.
Trump is a coward
I mean….
This is the same guy who canceled a WW1 memorial at a cemetery in France because of *checks notes* a little rain.
They’re trying to avoid another crowd size fiasco. The indoor venue has less capacity, and as long as they can fill it up, they can avoid any embarrassment.
It’s all smoke and mirrors so we can’t make fun of him for having a small crowd size comparatively
In 1963 war hero John Fitzgerald Kennedy gave his famous “Ask not….” inaugural speech in 20 degree temperature with snow on the ground. Epstein’s pedophile rapist buddy DonOLD Trump the five time draft dodger was afraid of the cold and what would have been ridiculously small crowds.
Small crowd size, potential for people playing real life Mario Brothers. Going to bed with Mercedes, or Melanie, of whatever her name is, has always been way colder, this has nothing to do with the cold.
Meanwhile, Bernie throws on some mittens.
wow, he really can’t do anything without you freaks having a fit.
Easier to pretend a room is packed than the national mall.
It’s not for the cold,
Obv
