The Scott Jennings version

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All in my circle who are MAGA are cheering this morning as to how big and brave their leader is and how Colombia backed down. The next 4 years will cause my eyes to be permanently rolled to the back of my head.

Is that really what happened? I was trying to find a timeline of what happened and knew that Colombia did tariffs too but can’t find it anywhere.

For any non-americans here, remind your government that fighting with Trump is like playing chess with a pigeon. He’ll knock over all the pieces, shit on the chess board, then strut around like he’s won.

Trump probably realised tariffs for them meant more expensive coke

How boring & stupid this is; let him golf so we have less of this dumb shit — this feels 500 fuckin years old & I’m so fucking over the douchebaggery nonstop to allies

The biggest losers in this showdown are American taxpayers. It costs 10x as much or more to deport migrants on C-17’s and C-130E’s as opposed to the far more economical DHS charter flights the Biden Admin used.

https://liveandletsfly.com/trump-deportation-flights/

Military aircraft are simply not designed for fuel efficiency and passenger carriage.

MSM is overwhelmingly giving credit to Trump for this and saying that Colombia backed down and Trump won. it’s infuriating.

trump just got spanked on the world stage. They called his bluff and he folded.

So the ‘trade war’ lasted all of….trump leaving to go golfing apparently

I’ve never seen negotiating with children spelt out so well

I hope 🍊gets in a battle of wits with a Sicilian, when death is on the line!!!

I imagine referring to the people of an entire continent as poisoners of the blood will make them want to sell thier produce to China. That’s what I would do.

Can we get a source on the US sending them on commercial and not on military flights? Everywhere I see they’re still sending them on those flights. I don’t think we need to stoop down to spreading misinformation too.

I legit just saw the headline “Colombia backs down after Trump tariff threats.”

Colombia has accepted deportation flights from the US in the past. In 2024, 124 planes carrying deported migrants from the US landed in the country.

So it was Trump who backed down? Because at least some in the “biased lamestream” media are saying otherwise.

I actually used to play golf with Scott… he was on the campaign bus with Romney and wasn’t a terrible guy…

He was briefly anti Trump, and then I guess the money came in and here we are… I havent seen him around since like 2014, though.

is there no trade war now?

As a brave MAGA disciple once said, [“You can’t fight fire with water. You have to fight fire with fire.”](https://youtu.be/-Wr7XjbfKDc?si=z7BJXvzCa8LJtTuJ)

I told my mom basically this and she is very anti trump and she was like “how did I not think of this”

Terrifying boredom:

Trump does/says something incredibly stupid and potentially damaging to the US/world.

Everyone freaks out.

Trump fumbles around and fucks up because he’s an idiot.

Nothing happens.

Trump claims victory.

Over and over and over. For four exhausting years.

This is not at all what happened

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