The suspect of being UnitedHealthCare CEO’s shooter

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The one thing we do know for certain is that this guy really has a thing for McDonalds.

I know that guy, that’s my wife’s boyfriend. He was at our house that night

This guy was with me pounding brewskis the day it happened. Couldn’t have been him.

Amazing that he was found with every bit of evidence including a god damn smoking gun…

That’s a really lucky break after he was so careful to avoid identification 

This Luigi guy looks absolutely nothing like the shooter. Based on the images, I don’t think its him beyond a reasonable doubt.

No, *I* am Spartacus

McDonald’s betrayed him.

I’m waiting for the real killer to come forward and say it’s a me..MARIO!

Imagine getting clapped by a cutie patootie

This is not the guy you’re looking for.

The guy the police is looking for is between the ages of 15 to 50, white with oriental features and black as iron and speaks with a French-Italian-Mexican-Irish-Cockney-Valley Girl accent.

Just want to say if this is not the guy, then you guys are aholes for ruining this guys life. This happened to my brother when he was at a party and someone took a pic of him and 2 others. One of those guys ended up murdering a gal and they didn’t blur my brothers face. It was years after the pic. My brother got harassed for years and years.

Dude in the hostel pics has a much pointier nose.

All these pics of him and he never gained the self awareness that he’s got some of the lost recognizable eyebrows known to man? And the smile?! He pulled down his mask and gave it a full on smile instead of a closed lip smile?!?

Are we *entirely sure* that the CEO wasn’t a crisis actor, and that this *isn’t* a false flag?

(/s)

Weird how they solve a billionaires murder in less than a week

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Can’t see his cape in this shot.

Unironically, I don’t think it’s him.

I can’t wait for him to be put on the stand and we can all hear why he did it.

So we’re using shitty facial recognition to solve crimes now? 1984 when

10 out of 10. Would smash! Wait, no … we were at the time of the incident! He rocked my world so hard I briefly reached another plane of existence

Oh god, let’s not do this again Reddit.

Remi Malek has another movie offer

You can’t tell me he didn’t dump the gun and shred the fake id…

That is absolutely not him.

That’s not the same guy

Lol even if he’s convicted, I’d vote for him for something.

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