The tiny red carpet Canada rolled out for Marco Rubio
Monday, 17 Mar 2025
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More than he deserves
But did they thank him?
Ha – the sticky carpet.
Probably, borrowed it from the mens room in the Air Canada lounge.
Canadian Govt Official: “We need all men to pee in this exact spot on the tarmac”
Canadian men: “Why?”
Govt Official: “Because we are going to make sure Rubio steps in our piss”
Hilarious
Trump’s red tie is longer than that
Little Marco, Little carpet.
Did he say thank you?.
Get on your feet 🎵🎵🎵
“We covered up that unsightly sinkhole.”
I’m sure it was to get any lingering shit off his shoes from walking behind Trump.
I love that it leads into a puddle lol
True Canadian pettiness.
Too bad there wasn’t a bottomless pit underneath it
Mans got really tiny calves
I would have dyed a doormat.
The pilot deliberately parked next to the puddle.
I absolutely love that there appears to be daylight on either side of that puddle but they chose to lead him right into it.
magic carpet ahh
Hilarious, brilliant. Like a car mat size
most powerful nation in the world and this jamoke acts like it’s just fine to be ruining it all
Into a pool of rain
Far too large
Looks like a gag carpet covering an 8-foot pit.
It’s like they poured water at the foot of the steps right after they parked
They should have taken another 25% off of it. 😂
That tiny red rug definitely made a statement. Brilliant!
Love how they managed to find the puddle on all that tarmac 😂
OMG 😂
It’s too bad it wasn’t colder outside.
It’s about 2 yards longer than he deserves. Love that it ends in the puddle though.
Lil red carpet for lil marco
They were trying to mop up the water.
Hope its laid over a big manhole!!
I’m choosing to believe that’s actually covering a deep hole, in a kind of “guess what happened next?” way 🤣
