The WOKE left is taking away our MEN, wake up sheeple
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Still woke until I can see a perfect outline of his junk.
still too woke, his limps aren’t pump enough.
Fella’s is it gay to age
These people’s entire problem is: “The female characters didn’t give me a boner, so I gave the game a 1/10”
What’s the twilight wolf guy doing here
It’s still funny tho: that only men allowed to age in videogames and other media
Guy on the right is definitely from the cover of a romance novel.
He is now a resident evil character lmao
Why are almost all the comments not getting it? It’s hillarious and a bit sad tbh
…and to think we lost all of this manliness because he got a hole-in-one.
Still too woke, needs PANTONE 279 C eyes
This is hilarious, for everyone complaining about Ciri, someone should do this to Geralt and post it as the reply
Still woke unless I can see the erect curvature of his round and plump ass.
The amount of people not detecting the blatant satire is hilarious
hi can u make a mod were he is more twink I need my jole to look ready and breeadable thnx. & catboi ears + bell collar
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/uj what is a DEI chin exactly?
I love this new trend of turning the Gamers™ logic back on th…
I meant, umm, yeah! Finally a Joel for us Gaymers! Go Woke Go Broke!
Is it just me or does he look a bit like Chris Pratt on the right?
Ones surviving the apocalypse, the other a runway.
You jest but this is unironically how gacha games do male characters. They think if male character looks aged or has facial hair they won’t look appealing so all we get are twinks. They started doing it in other games like LoL too, male characters are getting noticeably fuckboyish. They want to appeal to Asian market.
Much better he looked like a botched bulldog before, if im going to play as a guy, he could at least be sexy /S
I hope people realise the wonderful bit of satire this is haha. For real though, women aren’t allowed to age or look like real people. They have to obviously look like sex dolls because only simps play games… and God forbid incase it attracts more women gamers.
…He looks like that JSchlatt photoshop
He looks so much better on the right it’s npt funny. Hire fans lol.
“DEI chin?!?”
Finally a fuckable Joel.
I don’t like that the original game doesn’t broadcast Joel being into assplay. we need an anti woke mod that allows butt plug selection. It doesn’t need to change the character model, but I need to know it’s in there.
NOT BREEDABLE ENOUGH
You know this is one of the things that’s been bothering me during this whole “ugly women in video games” things. In games like Mass Effect and Dragon Age you have to FIGHT the fucking character creator to make a dude that looks semi-decent. You literally can’t make a hot male shep without mods (in my opinion of what makes a dude hot, lol). Kratos, Joel, and whatever the dude from Red Dead 2’s name is, they’re all kind of muscular or just have that super square space marine head, they all have scruffy facial hair, none of them are hot. Playing as just some dude and not being able to make a cute male character is a total bummer that has been around in western games for waaaaay longer than anyone has been bitching about ugly women. So I’m just so incensed by this whole era. Shut the fuck up, I’m tired of ugly male characters!
Left is more conventiollay attractive atleast to anyone who doesn’t worship plastic ridden kpop idols
I am a “le crusty gamer” and I think this is very funny.
This really does seem especially unhinged when you put it like that.
Lmao, it was pretty annoying seeing Ciri being yassified to give it to the non woke ppl. I love this type of response. Much more creative
Okay she’s trolling
This is easlity bait or satire tho
I guess I’ll have to add aging to my “woke” checklist
I love how all the replies to this are following the bit PERFECTLY
This is satire, right? Or at least a joke? This is just a joke and we fell for it, right?
The hell is a DEI chin?
Hang on this is the model from the last of us 2 I think
The fucking “DEI chin” gets me. Like wtf does that even mean?!