I mean, if I had a little coke to go with the book, I wouldn’t be crying.
mercshade
3 months ago
Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying and 80 of my closest friends are snorting cocaine off a park bench without me
Techn0ght
3 months ago
See, now you’re talking about both Thursday night and Saturday night. You have to give us the day of the week.
No_Squirrel4806
3 months ago
The ones that are like “are you gay?” And id have shit like would you rather A. Take it in the ass? or B. Have sex with a woman? Like gee i wonder what the outcome will be 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂
Key_Expression_7075
3 months ago
Disney princess quizzes too are like
What hobbies do you love best?
A) library
B) swimming with your fish friends
C) killing a gazillion soldiers with a single cannon
D) archery
E) brushing your 70ft long hair
resilient_psyche87
3 months ago
Both for me 📖 🌨️
IWantAnE55AMG
3 months ago
I’d be crying too if I was trying to read in the dark. Would be hell on my eyes and probably leave me with a massive headache.
PythagorasJones
3 months ago
Myers-Briggs is bullshit of the highest order, and completely non-scientific. What makes me laugh the most though is that the questions are all like this and we have the corporate world running it like it’s some kind of insight.
“Do you like talking to people or not talking to people”
*Damn I wonder what this question is getting at*.
stinkstankstunkiii
3 months ago
Snorting a line of coke off my book in the dark with 4 friends.
Fixed it for ya
saigon567
3 months ago
introverts aren’t sad and lonely. A typical extrovert’s idea of an introvert.
solidcriminal
3 months ago
I picked option A, I think my result will say I’m extrovert
JackPembroke
3 months ago
I remember the Harry Potter house quizzes being like that
Debalic
3 months ago
I’m an introvert, but I also hate being alone. So my happy place is New York City – surrounded by 8 million people I have no obligation to talk to.
RogueDiscipline
3 months ago
I took an assessment test like this for a job once. I remember there was a question that went something like:
*If you were to steal from the company, would you steal from the register or just take items right off the shelf?*
I was like: how the hell am I supposed to answer and sound employable? There was no 3rd option…
RedditIsShittay
3 months ago
So much of /r/all is this karma farming bots reposts.
3 million karma in a year.
Compulsive-Gremlin
3 months ago
I’m not a fan of coke. Can it be weed?
astralseat
3 months ago
Both. Both is good.
Chaotic_MintJulep
3 months ago
Ok, but if you are looking for a searing psychological assessment, look no further than:
And every time you give real answers to surveys like this you are giving information about yourself that can be used to sell you stuff, persuade you to vote for a candidate, or open you up to fishing. University of Washington did research on how people make decisions. They trained AI to predict your decisions, and then nudge you in a particular direction. Stop doing this!!!!! 🤯
OniNoOdori
3 months ago
It would already be nice if people could properly spell extravert.
MaximusLazinus
3 months ago
They will ask do you like to spend time with friends, you do? Extrovert that is
The test didn’t take into account that I’ll do it like once in a few weeks
Grand-Young2466
3 months ago
C. Cannabis by myself in dark while I game
Rykor81
3 months ago
Because options are scary. Ambivert sounds like a disorder. Simple people like to know that it’s me vs you, us vs them, black vs white, Coke vs Pepsi.
I mean, if I had a little coke to go with the book, I wouldn’t be crying.
Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying and 80 of my closest friends are snorting cocaine off a park bench without me
See, now you’re talking about both Thursday night and Saturday night. You have to give us the day of the week.
The ones that are like “are you gay?” And id have shit like would you rather A. Take it in the ass? or B. Have sex with a woman? Like gee i wonder what the outcome will be 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂
Disney princess quizzes too are like
What hobbies do you love best?
A) library
B) swimming with your fish friends
C) killing a gazillion soldiers with a single cannon
D) archery
E) brushing your 70ft long hair
Both for me 📖 🌨️
I’d be crying too if I was trying to read in the dark. Would be hell on my eyes and probably leave me with a massive headache.
Myers-Briggs is bullshit of the highest order, and completely non-scientific. What makes me laugh the most though is that the questions are all like this and we have the corporate world running it like it’s some kind of insight.
“Do you like talking to people or not talking to people”
*Damn I wonder what this question is getting at*.
Snorting a line of coke off my book in the dark with 4 friends.
Fixed it for ya
introverts aren’t sad and lonely. A typical extrovert’s idea of an introvert.
I picked option A, I think my result will say I’m extrovert
I remember the Harry Potter house quizzes being like that
I’m an introvert, but I also hate being alone. So my happy place is New York City – surrounded by 8 million people I have no obligation to talk to.
I took an assessment test like this for a job once. I remember there was a question that went something like:
*If you were to steal from the company, would you steal from the register or just take items right off the shelf?*
I was like: how the hell am I supposed to answer and sound employable? There was no 3rd option…
So much of /r/all is this karma farming bots reposts.
3 million karma in a year.
I’m not a fan of coke. Can it be weed?
Both. Both is good.
Ok, but if you are looking for a searing psychological assessment, look no further than:
[What vegetable are you?](https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/)
And every time you give real answers to surveys like this you are giving information about yourself that can be used to sell you stuff, persuade you to vote for a candidate, or open you up to fishing. University of Washington did research on how people make decisions. They trained AI to predict your decisions, and then nudge you in a particular direction. Stop doing this!!!!! 🤯
It would already be nice if people could properly spell extravert.
They will ask do you like to spend time with friends, you do? Extrovert that is
The test didn’t take into account that I’ll do it like once in a few weeks
C. Cannabis by myself in dark while I game
Because options are scary. Ambivert sounds like a disorder. Simple people like to know that it’s me vs you, us vs them, black vs white, Coke vs Pepsi.
What type of person are YOU?
introvert😇 = smart✅ creative✅ pensive✅ misunderstood✅
extrovert🤡 = loud❌ stupid❌ inconsiderate❌ shallow❌