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I mean, if I had a little coke to go with the book, I wouldn’t be crying.

Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying and 80 of my closest friends are snorting cocaine off a park bench without me

See, now you’re talking about both Thursday night and Saturday night. You have to give us the day of the week.

The ones that are like “are you gay?” And id have shit like would you rather A. Take it in the ass? or B. Have sex with a woman? Like gee i wonder what the outcome will be 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂

Disney princess quizzes too are like

What hobbies do you love best?

A) library

B) swimming with your fish friends

C) killing a gazillion soldiers with a single cannon

D) archery

E) brushing your 70ft long hair

Both for me 📖 🌨️

I’d be crying too if I was trying to read in the dark. Would be hell on my eyes and probably leave me with a massive headache.

Myers-Briggs is bullshit of the highest order, and completely non-scientific. What makes me laugh the most though is that the questions are all like this and we have the corporate world running it like it’s some kind of insight.

“Do you like talking to people or not talking to people”

*Damn I wonder what this question is getting at*.

Snorting a line of coke off my book in the dark with 4 friends.

Fixed it for ya

introverts aren’t sad and lonely. A typical extrovert’s idea of an introvert.

I picked option A, I think my result will say I’m extrovert

I remember the Harry Potter house quizzes being like that

I’m an introvert, but I also hate being alone. So my happy place is New York City – surrounded by 8 million people I have no obligation to talk to.

I took an assessment test like this for a job once. I remember there was a question that went something like:

*If you were to steal from the company, would you steal from the register or just take items right off the shelf?*

I was like: how the hell am I supposed to answer and sound employable? There was no 3rd option…

So much of /r/all is this karma farming bots reposts.

3 million karma in a year.

I’m not a fan of coke. Can it be weed?

Both. Both is good.

Ok, but if you are looking for a searing psychological assessment, look no further than:

[What vegetable are you?](https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/)

And every time you give real answers to surveys like this you are giving information about yourself that can be used to sell you stuff, persuade you to vote for a candidate, or open you up to fishing. University of Washington did research on how people make decisions. They trained AI to predict your decisions, and then nudge you in a particular direction. Stop doing this!!!!! 🤯

It would already be nice if people could properly spell extravert.

They will ask do you like to spend time with friends, you do? Extrovert that is

The test didn’t take into account that I’ll do it like once in a few weeks

C. Cannabis by myself in dark while I game

Because options are scary. Ambivert sounds like a disorder. Simple people like to know that it’s me vs you, us vs them, black vs white, Coke vs Pepsi.

What type of person are YOU?

introvert😇 = smart✅ creative✅ pensive✅ misunderstood✅

extrovert🤡 = loud❌ stupid❌ inconsiderate❌ shallow❌

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