They don’t have ranch…
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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That’s why you get a the knife and fork
The Netherlands is definitely the destination in Europe for pizza.
Ranch? The dressing? Why would someone have a buttermilk sauce on his pizza? That’s just disgusting…
“You have to cut it yourself”. Ahhh didums! What a wimp.
Why would someone use ranch dressing on a pizza?
1) This is 100% ragebait.
2) He’s a toddler.
Wait till they ask why their pizza taste like tomato and not burnt plastic. They want to convince us that they made italian food better but somehow they have to put ranch on pizza.
What the hell is a “ranch”
I thought it was somewhere you kept horses
What the fuck is wrong with those people?
Instead of talking about how nice it looks he is complaining that theres no shitty ranch dressing and that he has to cut his own food…fucking toddler
Ah, the great country of Europe. Where every place is exactly the same. Adhering to the basic principles of No water, no ranch and uncut pizza.
Delicious-looking pizza being wasted on someone with ruined tastebuds.
What in the fuck kind of smoothbrain puts any sort of extra sauce on pizza?! Especially ranch dressing!!
We went to Europe for the pizza!
*Nice, what parts of Italy did you see? Rome? Naples… the pizzastyles are different…*
Italy? What? No, we went to The Netherlands…
Sure, cutting it before serving can be a great convenience but why in the devil’s asshole would you put fucking ranch dressing on it???
So bigly and powerful that they need mummy to cut their pizza for them and to drown it in white sludge to be able to handle the deathly spicy heat of…tomatoes and cheese.
You have to cut your pizza yourself??? Omg, shocking! Better stay in the US. Win-win on both sides.
this is in the Netherlands by the way you can see it from the sign in the back
[Ranch tastes like ass](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3ueV8ivLKHg)
Oh shit….Amerikans have to work and cut their pizza themselves….the inhumanity!
^^^^^^^^let’s ^^^^^^^^not ^^^^^^^^talk ^^^^^^^^about ^^^^^^^^ranch, ^^^^^^^^ok?
Why go to a different country (and Europe is a continent not a country) and complain about the culture? What’s the point 😅 people can generally live without ranch for a few days
They also say they travelled to Europe for the pizza and then… they’re in the Netherlands?!?!?
Let’s travel to Europe to experience their culture and their food.
“WHERE IS THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!!!?!???!”
1. This picture was taken in the Netherlands??????????
2. They ordered one pizza for two people, not realising that pizza is a 1 person meal here
3. Yes we do eat with knife and fork in Europe. I guess that is on us.
Not to shit on NL or anything, and the pizza looks great. But like Amsterdam isn’t the first place I think of when I am looking for pizza.